I hate when people tell me to join a league.
Sage veteran: "Join a pinball league and meet other people in your area that play."
Me: "There is one routed machine in my town."
Everyone I talk to around here about pinball look confused because they don't realize it is still a thing.
Perhaps I should just hang out by that one machine and wait for someone that uses one flipper at a time and knows the machine's rules.
I also hate hanging out in bars creeping on people that might like pinball.