I saw this on an iFunny scroll today and thought of this thread. Sorry I can't post pictures from work...
http://weknowmemes.com/2014/03/come-to-chicago-for-the-food-stay-because-you-got-murdered/
Granted I would probably murder someone for some really really good Chicago pizza. I'm talking super thick, buttered crust, casserole-style, sauce on top pizza. We've got a local place that does a decent NY type pizza, but nobody does the Chicago style at all.