I look like Rick Stetta. I just don't score like Rick Stetta. I swear a lot, too. The machines like to be verbally abused. Makes their slingshots bouncier.

Actually, I think you do have to do a little funky chicken moves to be really gettin into it. If you're just a still-life at the helm, you might as well just be a giant piece of fruit. (C'mon, you know you luv it!) I don't think you score more, you just THINK you're scoring more. And if verbal abuse doesn't work on your machine, you might try threatening it. Tell it you gotta dumpster with it's name on it, you sorry box of donor parts and kindling...... Yell, "TILT! I'll TILT you....right off the back of my pickup into the trash-smasher!" .......Good for at least one extra ball.

By the way, I could not stop watching the Bad News Bears and laughing!

buck,buck,buck, bu-GAWK! (chicken impression)

pretty funny!

hmmmm... humping, chickens, bloodhounds, chimpanzees, the Rick-kick, and whatever Scooter's got going on. We needs a humorous instructional video.

..ala scared stiff, Brokedad ? ("I'm having multiple jackpots!")

Yeh, I love Rick Stetta. He is THE man. I kick my leg like that. The leg kick causes the ball to move in the direction you're swirling your foot. Of course, it's just a theory at this point..... But, hey, if it works for Rick- I'm tryin' it. I need all the help I can get!

..sadly, I don't resemble the backglass picture on Fathom at all.
...... Except for the tail.

I need a better avatar.

And Scooter, better to have multi-balls than no balls at all!