(Topic ID: 283082)

Pinball Axioms

By flwindsurf

3 years ago

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    #1 3 years ago

    1. You only get one good ball per game whether you choose to play it or not.
    2. If Isaac Newton played pinball he would've apologized for discovering gravity.
    3. Nudge, nudge, Dammit Jim I'm a doctor not a pinhead.
    4. You had a good game, last game, don't expect another one!
    5. Real Pinheads don't need an extra ball.
    6. Drain is always lit.
    7. What is it called when a competitor says good save? A lie.
    8. You're only one more game from high score.
    9. Multiball will never make you more play with more balls than you can handle.
    10. The difference between first place and second place is multiball.

    #2 3 years ago

    See that simple scoop shot you need to hit to start the wizard mode? Forget about it, you’re not gonna hit it.

    Your best games will always be when you need to be leaving the house to go somewhere.

    #3 3 years ago

    I don't care how many new machines you have or what your ranking is the sun doesn't rise and set in your ass.

    #4 3 years ago

    If it ain’t broke, it ain’t pinball.

    #5 3 years ago

    If it ain’t broke, fix it with a plastic doll and some alligator clips.

    #6 3 years ago

    If synchronised swimming is in the olympics, why isn’t pinball?

    #7 3 years ago

    There is no Dana, only Zuul.

    #8 3 years ago

    When buying/selling, cash on the glass

    When selling a broken game, it could be a simple fix or it's probably just a fuse

    Quoted from flwindsurf:

    9. Multiball will never make you more play with more balls than you can handle.

    What about Apollo 13?

    #9 3 years ago

    If you drop a screw while working on a pinball machine it will always end up in the most difficult place to get to.


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