(Topic ID: 155873)

Pee in your pants or let the ball drain!

By Electrocute

8 years ago


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  • Latest reply 8 years ago by Jetzxi
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    “Pee in your pants or let the ball drain?”

    • Pee in your pants. Ahhhh better 11 votes
      25%
    • Let the ball drain and run as fast you can! 33 votes
      75%

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    #1 8 years ago

    What to do? It's Saturday night and you've had a few and your having a great game but you gotta so bad that it has become an emergency. Do you pee in your pants or let the ball drain?

    #2 8 years ago

    Hold ball with flipper, use spare hand to pee in empty beer bottle, hope you dont forget that beer bottle is now filled with pee and not cold refreshing beer

    #3 8 years ago

    Neither. Set "Coin Door Ball Save" to "Yes". Calmly open the coin door and let your ball drain. Take a leak, come back and close the door. You ball is re-plunged and off ya go.

    Works great for meddling kids/wife right in the middle of an epic game also.

    #4 8 years ago

    Drain your balls, THEN pee. Clears you right out.

    #5 8 years ago

    Depends, If your playing a TZ you wouldn't have this issue

    #6 8 years ago

    Depends on the flooring.

    #8 8 years ago

    My three year old nephew was playing my TAF last night and answered this for himself.

    He peed his pants.

    #9 8 years ago

    Shoot the ball into the scoop. Open the coindoor before the scoop fires. Pee. Close the door and resume play.

    #10 8 years ago

    Whatever I choose I'm still draining.

    #11 8 years ago

    Are we playing in public or at home?

    #12 8 years ago
    Quoted from chucktee:

    Are we playing in public or at home?

    Why does that matter?

    #13 8 years ago
    Quoted from bam10:

    Why does that matter?

    Easier cleanup, less embarassment & access to a change of clothes if you're at home one would think.

    #14 8 years ago

    No really guys drain the ball and go take a whiz.
    Why is this even a discussion?

    #15 8 years ago

    When Nature calls... You must answer....

    #17 8 years ago
    Quoted from kuelman:

    No really guys drain the ball and go take a whiz.
    Why is this even a discussion?

    Because we are in our 40's and 50's with nothing better to do than talk about dumb sh#t on pinside....Robin is nothing more than a babysitter for middle aged men.... ................Joey

    #18 8 years ago

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    #19 8 years ago

    Just go man....

    #21 8 years ago

    Surprised more games don't have the ability to pause games like in the new TZ code rom I heard about. Would be nice to have Stern add this to all games being made.

    #22 8 years ago

    When you're going for a high score...

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    #24 8 years ago

    just pissed myself over this topic btw

    #25 8 years ago

    Oh, I would Definetly just piss myself in front of everybody. How is this even a question?

    #26 8 years ago

    yup.....I would go for diapers too. Just in case, you never know. You might wear a diaper for 30 years without using it. But when that perfect game comes you need to be prepare.

    #28 8 years ago

    Use the "drip dry" system.

    Let a little out, let it dry.....rinse and repeat

    No point in wasting time running to the bathroom while you are playing pinball.

    #29 8 years ago

    Or....play naked

    and put a bucket under your pin for quick access.

    That way you can take care of 1 or 2

    #30 8 years ago
    Quoted from iceman44:

    Use the "drip dry" system.
    Let a little out, let it dry.....rinse and repeat
    No point in wasting time running to the bathroom while you are playing pinball.

    That would not work.......once the gate is open......too late you won't be able to stop

    Maybe a modder could help us

    On once side pingulp and on the other side disposal area

    #31 8 years ago

    Cartman mom's came to mind......... Beware......this is nasty

    #32 8 years ago

    Ya'll don't have a piss boy?
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    #33 8 years ago
    Quoted from kuelman:

    No really guys drain the ball and go take a whiz.
    Why is this even a discussion?

    Like Mike Tyson said in the Hangover movie "We do dumb shit when we're fucked up"

    #34 8 years ago

    Damn it is good to be the King...... piss boy is the way to go

    obviously better to coin door ball save to yes.

    Has anyone thought of just setting your pinball machine directly into a large plastic containment skid.
    Cleanup is a snap just turn on the sup pump.

    #35 8 years ago

    I will never ever ever ever ever piss in my pants on purpose.

    #36 8 years ago

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