On the goofier side of all of this... I'd recommend channeling your favorite professional wrestlers and impersonating them throughout the entire pin-match.

For example: "And here comes Jimmy Snuka with the the Superfly Splash from the top turnbuckle!" would be replaced with: "And here comes Andrei Massenkoff sinking the third locked ball from the live catch out of the left orbit!"

-Or maybe-

"And somehow Ricky "The Dragon" Steamboat rolls over and reverses the figure four leg-lock on Ric Flair" would be replaced with: "And somehow Daniele "The Italian Pin-Stallion" Acciari saves the ball with a slap save that should have tilted this sneeze sensitive deck to overtake Cayle George for the lead into ball 3!"

Silliness like this may have to be placed on the alternate track on the blow by blow commentary. Zen (Nigh Omnipotus), are you with me?

Best wrestling personalities to impersonate:

Ric Flair (Whoooo!)
Moondog Rex
Goerge the Animal Steele
Bobby Heenan
The Legion of Doom
The Iron Sheik (I will make you Humble!)
Lord Alfred Hayes
Hulk Hogan (Hangin' and Bangin'... Duuuude!)
Tony Schiavone
"Rowdy"Roddy Piper
Dusty Rhoades
Mick Foley
Jesse Ventura
Gorilla Monsoon (Good night Irene!)

and of course...

Randy "The Macho-Man" Savage - OOOOOOOHHH YEEEAAHHHH!