Quoted from klr650:I'm not terribly old, but I could certainly do without the "old-man" bashing in this guide. It completely detracts from your intent which, I assume, is to help people.
Also, posting your age at the end of a guide? Dammit Otaku!
Anyway, its a very good start, look forward to seeing the final version.
...................Imagine A few changes to the Lyrics and you could have Otaco's pinball fixing guide song.......
original lyrics :
"Hey Nineteen"
Way back when
In Sixty-seven
I was the dandy
Of Gamma Chi
Sweet things from Boston
So young and willing
Moved down to Scarsdale
Where the hell am I
Hey Nineteen
No we can't dance together
No we can't talk at all
Please take me along
When you slide on down
Hey Nineteen
That's 'Retha Franklin
She don't remember
The Queen of Soul
It's hard times befallen
The Soul Survivors
She thinks I'm crazy
But I'm just growing old
Hey Nineteen
No we got nothing in common
No we can't talk at all
Please take me along
When you slide on down
Nice
Sure looks good
Mmm-mmm-mmm
Skate a little lower now
The Cuervo Gold
The fine Colombian
Make tonight a wonderful thing
The Cuervo Gold
The fine Colombian
Make tonight a wonderful thing
The Cuervo Gold
The fine Colombian
Make tonight a wonderful thing
No we can't dance together
No we can't talk at all
Just substitute the basement saga, some pinside calamities and mix.... could be quite a tune.
IE: " file the points a little slower now " instead of Skate a little lower now.... " Make repairs a wonderful thing "......