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#103 6 years ago

New Miami Dolphins logo


#123 6 years ago

One more time for Kwik and all fins fans


#125 6 years ago

First, I never fail!
Second, Never too early to drag fins fans down. Ha Ha Ha
My brother is a fins fan. F#(% the Fins.
Third times the charm on the pic.
Just for you Pig... ya old ball buster.


#138 6 years ago

The bears season in a pic


#159 6 years ago
Quoted from Incognito:

THAT...is one of the hottest pics ever posted on here. Thanks, PCE

No problem, its what I do bro.

#169 6 years ago

First, I'm a huge Packers fan.

This conversation took place one hour ago... (please cue law & order music).. Dun Dun

" WTF!....


BULAGA? Really?......Suck my %^$!@! Pinballs!

It'll be OK. The Packers are working out Vince Young. Word is, he'll play LT now that he's 300 pounds, and if that fails and Rodgers still gets killed, they'll move Young to QB. Sounds like a good plan to me.

Wait..... I just threw up in my mouth! "



2 weeks later
#203 6 years ago

Ryan Matthews is Terrible!!!

#204 6 years ago

If Ryan Matthews had a third clavicle, he would break it!

3 weeks later
#392 6 years ago

Trent Richardson to INDY for next years 1st rd pick.
Man, the browns are just terrible and stupid.
Huge for Indy and Luck.

2 weeks later
#514 6 years ago

Hey Kwik,
Lets Go Chargers bro!
This late night game is awesome.
Woodhead & Novak for big fantasy points!

#516 6 years ago

Nice job CF.

Spiderman is the.....


#518 6 years ago

The bolts are Fu%*ing us right now. Need a big second half from SD. I don't have to have the points but it just gives me more insurance against Roddy White tomorrow night. Just heard that Ryan Matthews is out with a concussion so that is awesome for Danny Woodhead!

#519 6 years ago
Quoted from PorkChopExpress:

Ryan Matthews is Terrible!!!

Quoted from PorkChopExpress:

If Ryan Matthews had a third clavicle, he would break it!

You sir are a genius.

#521 6 years ago
Quoted from Nibbles:

Anyone else not surprised Romo threw a game ending INT in a high pressure situation late in the game (and "high pressure situation" is used somewhat lightly, but c'mon, the guy folds up like cheap lawn furniture)? Seriously, it's great he went 500+ yards for the game, but before the half you just knew it was going to be a shootout down to the wire and he would shoot himself in the foot and do something to cost his team the win.

Bwahahahaha. Brutal!

#534 6 years ago
Quoted from kwiKimart:

Wasn't good news for my fantasy team with Woodhead. Lost by 4.

Sorry Bro. I told you Matthews sucks! I grabbed Woodhead to my bench in week 1. He is fantasy flex gold!

#537 6 years ago
Quoted from kwiKimart:

He's not on my fantasy team, and should stay that way!!

Sorry your team burnt you man. It happens. It blows! My boy Aaron Rodgers cost me a title two years ago. Yeah, still pissed. So I traded for his ass in my Keeper league.
I still think Rivers has a solid year in fantasy but Danny "The Human Pinball" Woodhead will put up double digits every week. Check the broadcast on nfl replay. They called him "the human pinball" multiple times. I love it. One of my favorite guys.

#538 6 years ago
Quoted from tilt-master:

I was pissed when the Patriots let Woodhead go. Great player!

I wasn't.

#543 6 years ago

Falcons season is done. Stick a fork in that dirty bird!

#588 6 years ago

Little bobby costas can eat the peanuts out of my $#!+
I do not care for him.

#611 6 years ago

Mathews will get hurt next week.

#612 6 years ago

You have Arian and Dez also. Your good.

#613 6 years ago

Lets do an online draft next year.

#617 6 years ago
Quoted from centerflank:

Why dont you just fly in, well do a real live draft!
edit-I think Id keep Dez as the keeper over Jordy....

Send the jet and I'll be there!

#620 6 years ago

Sell me your Tron for 4K next August and I'll fly in, draft, and pick her up. You'll be bored with it by then. Deal?

#622 6 years ago

Did i say 4K. Whoops
I meant 3K.

#624 6 years ago

CF, you sneaky sob.

#627 6 years ago
Quoted from trilogybeer:

That Tron has been violated by bangerjay, Still want it ?

OK. $4K it is. I didn't know and this increases the value of the pin imo

#628 6 years ago

You know that sweet girl has taken a few shots in the mouth, if you know what i mean.
If you don't, i meant she probably loves the D.

#630 6 years ago
Quoted from centerflank:

Your the man PorkChop. It's yours for $3K bro. I take two party, post dated, out of state checks.

Your too kind.

#633 6 years ago
Quoted from centerflank:


Dude, gross.

#665 6 years ago

I'd bet that CF's wife beats his ass in fantasy football this year.
He has to make insider trades with his boys just to get a single W.
He's the Jaguars in his own league.

Hope your having fun in Shitcago CF!
Take a Jagerbomb for me!

#697 6 years ago

Funny to hear Pats fans complaining about calls.
Maybe little bobby kraft will invent a new rule at the end of the year to make things right.

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#749 6 years ago
Quoted from trilogybeer:

Anyone in our fantasy league want that bitch ? I'd like to trade him after today .

Trlogy, I'm in the league and I'm your huckleberry! Take a look at my team and lets make a deal. My team name is Oswald Cobblepot's Penguin Posse. We are playing each other this week.

#751 6 years ago

I would be a London,England Jags fan before I was a bears fan.
CF, please use lower case letters when talking ab the chicago bears.

2 weeks later
#898 6 years ago
Quoted from centerflank:

Ha! Well good luck to your guys teams the rest of the way, I think Ive given up all hope for the Pack this year, but ya know, I did that in 2010 as well when we lost @ the Pats when Flynn had to play for the concussed Arodge and then we caught fire...

This is all fantasy football talk. We catch fire if we make the playoffs and we will.

#905 6 years ago

Danny Woodhead, fantasy flex gold. Always good for double digits. Love this kid.

2 weeks later
#972 6 years ago

RG3 is serving up a nice big $hitburger!

1 week later
#1076 6 years ago
Quoted from RobT:

What do you guys think of Tomlin being fined $100k and the Steelers next draft pick probably being taken down a few spots?

Agree with fine but the draft pick penalty is ridiculous.

#1077 6 years ago

For Hawks fans....


#1158 6 years ago
Quoted from RobT:

Holy shit the Cowboys defense sucks!
Sure glad that they fired Rob Ryan.

Monte Kiffen 4 Life!

3 weeks later
#1938 6 years ago

<edited>the Niners.

Go Panthers

Post edited by The_Dude_Abides : Profanity

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#2072 6 years ago

I believe that we all can agree the 49ers fah king suck fat cLock.
I'm rooting for whoever plays those pieces of shiite.

2 weeks later
#2508 6 years ago
Quoted from dantebean:

How can you guys bring up Sega CD and not mention Double Switch with Cory Haim.

I had that game. I bought SegaCD from a neighbor when they hated it super cheap. I think $50 with some games.

My favorite Night Trap was awesome and totally fucked up.

3 months later
#2655 5 years ago

Finally, Its DRAFT DAY and I'm not talking about that shitty movie.
I'm so pumped to watch Cleveland blow it again! Bwahahaha.
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#2657 5 years ago
Quoted from centerflank:

Cmon Pack, lets beef up the D with 2 picks tonight!!!!! (crossing fingers&Hoping)
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Lets do it Green Bay. We are gonna put it inside all the other teams today! Bwahahaha
Seriously, we need one of my BAMA boys! I'm hoping!
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#2658 5 years ago

This draft intro shit is terrible.
Especially the shitty dj.

#2664 5 years ago

The Stains make a great trade!

#2665 5 years ago

Bills have the big balls!
Bills get Sammy Watkins!

#2668 5 years ago
Quoted from dantebean:

Always liked the Bills. I think it was a good move. Can't wait for Centerflank to enter in the discussion once Greenbay picks.

I'm a Packers fan too and I whipped that POS CF's ass twice last year in his own Fantasy league!

#2671 5 years ago

I KNEW IT!!!!!!!!!!

#2680 5 years ago
Quoted from centerflank:

I was just hitting my stride and then Arodge went down (Edit--and Randall Cobb) and wrecked my fantasy year. Pork chop didnt seem to mention he lost in the superbowl to a girl.
Ok, I just woke up, Go Pack!!! Safety! Safety! Safety! or a D front 7 guy is good too.

Made the Super Bowl with a hand me down team ,after the draft mind you, with over half the starters on my team after week 4 coming from waivers. Also this league is filled with guys who have a team and then they have and extra team that their "wife" runs.

#2681 5 years ago

CFlank drafts like Al Davis in his 80's!

#2683 5 years ago

Packers on the clock!
Lets go babay!

#2685 5 years ago

cf didn't call shit. this was a fact weeks ago

#2688 5 years ago

Johnny STAINS!!!!

1 week later
#2710 5 years ago

Packers STEAL TE Colt Lyerla.
I love it!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2 months later
#2736 5 years ago
Quoted from TheDarkKnight68:

Gonna be a fun year!!

You can always tell when its someones First and Only hahaha

2 months later
#3012 5 years ago

Does Greg Jennings still play football?

#3014 5 years ago
Quoted from centerflank:

I think he is in the CFL now for a team called the Vikings?

Bwahahaha. I just spit beer all over my screen.

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#3760 5 years ago
Quoted from Monarca1091:

That game was stolen from the cowboys ....it makes me sick ...how refs could change a game with a stupid decision......

Tom Brady thinks that you should go back and STUDY THE RULE BOOK!

1 month later
#4192 4 years ago

Packers got signed who we need to get signed. Keeping the Band together will win us the Super Bowl next year.

I'm hoping that TT goes after Rolondo McClain.
If GB can get him on a good deal that is incentive based, the Def would be drastically improved. Kid is only 25 and would be a great fit.

5 months later
#4248 4 years ago

I fuckin' crushed our draft Flank. Want to make a side bet this year?

#4252 4 years ago

Suspension? Please don't run the league like a dictator. Why do I need a TE or def yet? I can make trades with the studs I have.

Also you have two teams in this league but it is your league so no biggie.

#4253 4 years ago

I'll take your bet that I don't finish winless for a Spidy vault. If a Spidy vault doesn't get made then we can call it $4500 cash.

2 months later
#5031 4 years ago

JJ Watt has become the new Ronda Rousey. His act is tired and it's time for him to tear a knee.

#5033 4 years ago

I'm just fucking with you Flank. I love the guy. Hate that his team is such a loser. Glad he got that 100mil.

#5040 4 years ago

Hope Manning is finished and doesn't break Favre's record.


1 month later
#5331 4 years ago

Brees only needs 20 for me to beat you in the playoffs Flank

#5356 4 years ago
Quoted from Ronnie1114:

We do use Yahoo, this really my first year but our commish. has been doing it for a while. The rest of the season has been using the website.

Your commish doesn't know how to play fantasy sports.

#5385 4 years ago

I gambled and benched Brees due to him being banged up. Kirk Cousins just got me 44 points in the Title game. Oh yeah!

#5391 4 years ago

Thanks Tilt, good to know that your Ron Mexico in the league bro. I needed Cousins to come through for me.
I lost Odell, Brees, and Dez all for the fuckin' Title game. WTF is that shit.

Yo Flank, what pinsiders are owners in the fantasy league? This is what I got so far

OswaldCobblepotsPenguinPosse = PorkChopExpress, Taylor
Ron Mexico = titl-master, Mike
Fury's Soldiers = CenterFlank, Corey
Amazing Spiderman = TrophyBeotch, Becky
Jokers are Wild = , Greg
Teabaggers = Dgolom,
Stafford Infection = , Adam
American Badasses = , Erik
Aquaman sucks = , Doug
Red Dogs = , Kevin

#5395 4 years ago
Quoted from PorkChopExpress:

I lost Odell, Brees, and Dez all for the fuckin' Title game. WTF is that shit.

You can now add Alshon Jeffry to that list. WTF?

#5408 4 years ago

Yo Flank, lets do decimal points next year. Ties are awful for the league bro. I know you had one this year.

#5413 4 years ago
Quoted from centerflank:

When the NFL starts decimal point scoring we will too. Don't want a tie? Play better.

Ha. No worries. I don't tie anyways. I remember you did though

#5416 4 years ago

GB oline is totally fucked

#5445 4 years ago

I think tilt has got me beat. Losing Odell Beckham jr, Dez Bryant & Alshon Jeffery for the Title game really fucked me.

Who knows, maybe a late Christmas miracle from Denver D will happen but I doubt my Bama boy AJ McCarron will blow it.

Yes that is AJ McCarron. Yes that tattoo is real. Yes he actually did that to himself.


#5447 4 years ago
Quoted from Erik:

He's in a battle with Connor McGregor for most absurd chest tattoo
Does that one part say gun control or gin control? because that will most definitely determine if he needs stabbed

It says God in Control

#5450 4 years ago
Quoted from Erik:

He's in a battle with Connor McGregor for most absurd chest tattoo

Only time Conner will never have a chance in a battle.

#5455 4 years ago

I'm happy that AJ is doing so well against the best D in the league. Roll Tide

Congrats to tilt for winning the fantasy championship.

#5464 4 years ago

Wow. AJ looked like he'd been with the Bungles for 10 years with that play.

#5476 4 years ago


#5477 4 years ago

Dude. Are you really going to allow stealing injured reserve keepers without allowing the league a injured reserve slot? Why are you trying to steal Jamal Charles from me bro? That's a cheap ass douche move.

#5479 4 years ago
Quoted from centerflank:

I'm glad you lost the shiva bowl.
I didn't realize your team was the free agency pool, my bad.

You know and everyone else knows that sniping Jamal Charles bc this league has no IR spot would be DOUCHE. It's your league

#5485 4 years ago
Quoted from tilt-master:

Porkchop, in order for JC to be a 'keeper', you actually need to keep him on your roster. Rest assured, Flanker isn't gonna keep him, he doesn't have a green uniform with a 'G' on the helmet

The norm is for a dropped IR player to return to the draft pool.

#5487 4 years ago
Quoted from centerflank:

Im sending you an official TrilogyBeer crying towel to help you wrap up this fiasco.

You still have the offseason to not be a douche. It's your call buddy

#5491 4 years ago
Quoted from tilt-master:

Sorry dude, I've played FF for a long time, never heard of that.
With no IR slot, most people forget to go to FA listing to pick up any IR/IA players they want as keepers prior to season ending. I do agree, I hope flanker adds an IR slot next year

Sorry bro, I've played for over a decade. That is how the big boys do it. It's done this way so that kind of bullshit doesn't take place.

Quoted from centerflank:

I'll add 30 bench spots so pork chop can hoard players

Do what you want. It's your league. You know it's bullshit though. I can compete any way you want to run it.

#5502 4 years ago
Quoted from centerflank:

Only reason I like the keeper format is so I can hang onto my fav players and root for them.

Says the DOUCHE.
What brand of tampons do you use Flank? Kotex?

#5510 4 years ago

Your just pissed bc you got caught being what you hate the most.


#5512 4 years ago
Quoted from centerflank:

PorckChop embraces the Southern Dialect

I'm glad your gonna keep him bc I get to always call you a DOUCHE. Have a douchey new year, DOUCHE

#5513 4 years ago

Don't go taking all this personal either Flank. Your still my favorite, Douche.

#5516 4 years ago

When the Packers beat the queens, who will GB play at Lambeau?

1 week later
#5700 4 years ago

Holy Shit! J Hill just fumbled the game away after the Bungles just made a miracle comeback.

Gotta hold Em bangles d

4 weeks later
#6374 4 years ago

Did Von Miller play tonight?

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#6570 3 years ago

Martavis Bryant for the Steelers faces a 1yr suspension for substance abuse.

#6572 3 years ago

BJ Raji just retired. Damn

#6602 3 years ago

Aaron Rodgers, MVP award

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#6690 3 years ago



#6700 3 years ago

I hate this draft

#6704 3 years ago
Quoted from centerflank:

Cuz no Bama players are gonna be sporting Green&Gold next year?

Yes but mostly bc I don't believe GB made the right decision with Clark and gave up way too much to move up to add depth at OL.

Not just passing on Bama boys but passing on many higher ranked players blows. In Ted we trust but this time he is a man on an island with what he says are the best players on his board.

#6705 3 years ago

New look Bengals for ya man. I think this looks great.


3 months later
#6912 3 years ago
Quoted from o-din:

Someone told me the fish are ready to make a run. I'll believe it when I see it.

Fins are gonna blow this year

2 weeks later
#6993 3 years ago

LOL at the rest of the Vikings 2016-17 season.

#7011 3 years ago
Quoted from str8cash:

Vikings just traded for the ever fragile Bradford. Gave up a 1st and a 4th. 1st round pick for a backup seems awfully steep.

That first rounder will probably end up being a top 15 pick for Philly when Bradford gets injured and misses a few games. Could've picked up Zach Mettenberger from waivers for nothing. As a packers fan, I LOVE the trade for the Vikings. LOL

Quoted from Deaconblooze:

Packers are either going to trade or cut Sitton... seems odd that we wouldn't have put him on the trade block sooner.

I found this to be odd as well. Wish we could've gotten something for him. Doubt we will but I'm gonna hold out hope. In Ted we trust.

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