We’re gearing up for another warehouse Super Bowl party.
Top Patriot Hater Excuses
4: “bought officials”
5: “week league”
6: Tom’s TB12 nutrition
8: hacked headsets
9: Jon Bon Jovi
With the Pats O-line and his/the teams focus on quick releases, he ain’t waiting to get knuckled like their quarterback of my youth: Steve Grogan.
TB12’s as as pliable (at 41) as a (In Living Color) Jim Carey on Oxys & Coke.
I’m here in Schenectady for 5 days.
I don’t know what football country this is, but it sure as shit ain’t Tom Brady Land. Who would you say is this area’s favorite team?
After the deal was announced, I went from despising Antonio Brown to quickly admiring his rebellious spirit.
All in about 10 seconds...
Some of these “justice involved persons” may actually be good old fashioned “thugs” off the field.
Forbidding descriptive language enables them to prey upon their victims (women, seniors, children) with impunity.
Their apologists should be ashamed of themselves.
You’re not fighting the good fight, you’re perpetuating their criminality, minimizing their crimes and silencing the victims.
This and Sunday’s Miami loss, really help to move the line on this Sunday’s matchup.
It’s in the hands of the Allegheny prosecutor now.
Really? A Steelers fan?
Let me be the 1st to defend thugs...
Quoted from o-din:
Jets scored twice on NE today. I'm sensing a crack in the armour.
Both (Jet scores) were scored by the defense.
It did get scary though...
Tom Brady actually had to comeback into the game.
The Patriots got all banged up in the process.
We’ll see whose out and their injuries tomorrow.
They really have no competition until week 9 with the Ravens. I can hear the collective moan as they start the season 8-0
Quoted from JodyG:
Watch to the end....hilarious.
This Philadelphia man helped rescue multiple children from a burning building, and even in his moment of glory on TV, his frustration as an Eagles fan came out. “My man was just throwing babies out of the window, and we was catching em, unlike Agholor.”
Video via CBS Philly.
Just found it.
20 posts in like 25 days...
Plus it’s lacking all the vitriol, acridity & acrimony that east coast guys use as oxygen.
How ‘bout we go over there and kick their legacy pledge asses?
There’s this bar in Ballston Spa NY where we go to watch the NFL games after my son’s college game. We’ve been there so many times they think I’m new to the neighborhood. I kinda just sit back behind enemy lines. Those buffalo fans are a unique brand of fan. Glad I wasn’t there this Sunday as it was my son’s bye week. That hit on their QB musta started a f’n riot. I did find this sign though...
Whose is it?
Did the NFL kickers pass around some hoof & mouth disease? No PAT is frick’n safe anymore. It got so bad on the Patriots, they sent Steven Gostowski to sleep with the fishes, along with his 3mil salary for next year. His salary this year? 1.1mil...hello IR.
NFL record 479 straight PAT’s made & 3 rings. This year he was like 60% on PAT’s. Crazy...
The Patriots are a thoroughly flawed team right now. 1 and out in the playoffs...
The Patriots resigning Jamie Collins for 1.1 mil solidified the D and may have fated another Lombardi trophy, but look at his contract:
• $150K to sign
• $900K base ($100K guaranteed)
• $850K in per-game roster bonuses
• $100K workout bonus
• $2M in (complex) playing-time incentives
• $500K Pro Bowl incentive
• $500K All-Pro incentive
He has to earn every dollar!!!
They continuously amaze me.
This thread was in high gear for the past two days discussing whether or not football and the league was somehow fixed and shot on the same soundstage as the lunar landing...
If that’s an acceptable topic, but the gratuitous use of swimsuit model pics becomes frowned upon...then my friends...the terrorists will have won.
Next you’ll be telling me wrestling ain’t real. I guess we’ll just talk X’s and O’s from here on out, right after this last pic.
“the obvious underlying homoerotic subtext”
I think your hypersensitive gaydar is set to self-diagnosis mode
Quoted from Daditude:
Clearly this group needs tonights game to start a few hours early.
Tell me about it!
I just cooked 2lbs of super thick bacon for tonight’s bourbon/bacon old fashioned drinks. Notice the broiler pan under and the cookie sheet on top, for perfectly flat bacon. Smells like heaven in the house right now. Now off to buy the cigars...
I’m still working off yesterday’s tailgating.
We found some pepperoni straws to top off our bloodies AND save the environment
Quoted from Rondogg:
Patriots put Flash Gordon on IR. Weirdest WR season the Patriots have ever had.
Ben Watson signed (38yo TE)
Demarius Thomas signed then traded to the Jets (first Belichick trade with Jets ever)
AB signed and released in less then two weeks
Mohamed Sanu trade
Flash Gordon IR/released
UDFA Jacobi Meyers starting
I remember reading about the Pats having an “embarrassment of riches at wide receiver” and now...
My friend who’s also a fellow Patriots fan had no faith in that Ravens game, so little faith...he bet 2500 on an action reverse on the Ravens.
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