We get it. "Shut up and dribble"!
To avoid having to write countless posts whining about "race bullshit" and "millionaire babies" (and for everyone else to have to suffer through them), why not go ahead and make yourself familiar with the League's plans:
Social justice initiatives
Commissioner Roger Goodell announced a series of social justice initiatives the league has planned, including helmet decals, a voter activation push and phrases stenciled in the end zones.
Teams will have the phrases "It Takes All of Us" and "End Racism" painted in each team's end zones all season long.
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The NFL will play the song "Lift Every Voice and Sing" -- known as the Black national anthem -- before games on opening weekend, while airing footage that showcases the social justice work of players and teams.
Goodell said that a number of players told him voting was the number one issue that was important to them, which helped spur NFL Votes, a voting initiative the league launched in July.
It's a league-wide, nonpartisan initiative that Goodell said "supports and encourages civic engagement and voting of fans, players, legends and club and league personnel."
The initiative will focus on three pivotal parts of the electoral process: voter education, registration and activation. Education programs have been conducted with players on all 32 teams, and Goodell said that the league encouraged teams to offer their stadiums as polling centers.
Goodell, who said last month that he wished the league had "listened earlier" to Colin Kaepernick when he began protesting during the National Anthem back in 2016, also announced that the league's players will be able to "shine a spotlight on and honor victims of systemic racism and police brutality" with decals on their helmets that bear the victims' names.
Players will wear those decals all season long.
And before I'm accused of "bring politics into it" remember that you're the one who announced he was "draining the thread" on the NFL season.
Maybe you should get your bones re-tested? They've made significant improvements to the detection capabilities of the machines since the 1960s.