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#12751 5 years ago
Quoted from CrazyLevi:

I'm sure you've heard the saying "you don't pay a hooker for sex, you pay her to leave."
So that's your explanation for why he'd go that route.
Why he couldn't go a slightly higher-class, more expensive, and more discrete route with less chance of this embarrassment? There's your arrogance.

Probably done it a thousand times and never got caught.

#12752 5 years ago
Quoted from Rondogg:

Probably done it a thousand times and never got caught.

Yeah, but at the end of the day... these were strip mall asian massage palors giving hand jobs from 50+yr old asian ladies... that's not really suit and tie kind of environment.

Its like Tiger Woods getting busted with the fat ugly waitress or whatever she was... the guy could have anything in the kingdom on a whim.. with discretion... and he goes trailer trash. Just perplexing

#12753 5 years ago
Quoted from flynnibus:

Yeah, but at the end of the day... these were strip mall asian massage palors giving hand jobs from 50+yr old asian ladies... that's not really suit and tie kind of environment.
Its like Tiger Woods getting busted with the fat ugly waitress or whatever she was... the guy could have anything in the kingdom on a whim.. with discretion... and he goes trailer trash. Just perplexing

Adrenaline rush from "walking on the wild side".

#12754 5 years ago

So will the NFL kick him out of the league like the MLB did to Marge Schott?

#12755 5 years ago
Quoted from Who-Dey:

So will the NFL kick him out of the league like the MLB did to Marge Schott?

No, HJs aren't nowhere near as bad as being a racist hillbilly

#12756 5 years ago
Quoted from TheLaw:

No, HJs aren't nowhere near as bad as being a racist hillbilly

Theres a lot of people who would view what he did as very bad. Its also an embarrassment to the league and the NFL here lately has been trying to clean up its image and now we have a owner soliciting prostitutes. They ousted Rick Patino for it also!

#12757 5 years ago
Quoted from Who-Dey:

Theres a lot of people who would view what he did as very bad. Its also an embarrassment to the league and the NFL here lately has been trying to clean up its image and now we have a owner soliciting prostitutes. They ousted Rick Patino for it also!

Sure lots of people would view it as bad, but none of them are owners of NFL teams. What they are "trying to clean up" is racist looking shit, and they pretty much admitted to everything so not much to say there.
The little magician Ricky Patino was a college coach that has all diff'rent rules.

#12758 5 years ago
Quoted from TheLaw:

Sure lots of people would view it as bad, but none of them are owners of NFL teams. What they are "trying to clean up" is racist looking shit, and they pretty much admitted to everything so not much to say there.
The little magician Ricky Patino was a college coach that has all diff'rent rules.

The NFL is trying to clean up EVERYTHING, not racism. They dont want their players getting DUI’s or abusing women, getting into fights, making it rain at strip clubs etc. They are trying to clean up their image period, and this looks pretty damn bad when a team owner is going to bath houses/whore houses and illegally soliciting sex. These guys are supposed to be role models remember?

#12759 5 years ago
Quoted from Who-Dey:

TThey dont want their players getting DUI’s or abusing women, getting into fights, making it rain at strip clubsetc.

Ahhhh fair fair, good points.

#12760 5 years ago

Just watch him after the superbowl... he's been aging like crazy lately. I wouldn't be suprised if he just hands the team over to his family to run and he fades back a little.

The man no longer looks and sound great for his age - I doubt he fights much.

#12761 5 years ago

I don't think they care as long as it's not on video.

#12762 5 years ago
Quoted from TheLaw:

Ahhhh fair fair, good points.

And furthermore i dont even know why the old geezer was even there anyway. That limp noodle probably wouldn’t get hard even if he took 20 viagra’s.

#12763 5 years ago

Came in expecting Robert Kraft discussion.

Leaving satisfied.

#12764 5 years ago
Quoted from flynnibus:

The man no longer looks and sound great for his age - I doubt he fights much.

HJ's are draining him.

#12765 5 years ago
Quoted from Deaconblooze:

I don't think they care as long as it's not on video.

It's supposedly on video.

But do we all want to see it?! Hey I'm pretty open-minded but Kraft getting a happy ending isn't really something I want to watch.

#12766 5 years ago

I just cant wait to hear his apology speech, should be pretty funny.

#12767 5 years ago
Quoted from CrazyLevi:

It's supposedly on video.
But do we all want to see it?!

We don't know the details right now so I'm not crossing anything of my to do list. I mean seriously, what if he made the chica wear his SB rings?

Hey wait...didn;t Putin sneak off with one?

#12768 5 years ago

The poor guy can only get an erection for like 2 weeks after the superbowl, and you guys are all picking on him, expecting him to setup elaborate brokered escort deals, etc.

Cant a guy with a few billion dollars and an endless supply of mismatched collared shirts catch a break every now and then?

#12769 5 years ago

Some people just go to Disney World after winning the Super Bowl.

#12770 5 years ago

He was just doing a little fly fishin'

#12771 5 years ago

After this season, I just can’t remember losing to the Eagles

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#12772 5 years ago

What’s the over/under on who gets more nookie, him or his son?

#12773 5 years ago

I'm disappointed that no one's come up with a deflated balls joke yet.

#12774 5 years ago
Quoted from BillySastard:

I'm disappointed that no one's come up with a deflated balls joke yet.

Bro, low hanging fruit

plums

#12775 5 years ago

Yeah. I think this is a case of you - have it all and then lose your wife. You then live in a world of sadness, lose your way and start doing weird, messed up stuff.

#12776 5 years ago
Quoted from flynnibus:

The man no longer looks and sound great for his age - I doubt he fights much.

You gotta hand it to him.. it was a good run

#12777 5 years ago
Quoted from pinnyheadhead:

Yeah. I think this is a case of you - have it all and then lose your wife. You then live in a world of sadness, lose your way and start doing weird, messed up stuff.

Yep i thought about this myself. That is a very good possibility i am sure.

#12778 5 years ago
Quoted from Who-Dey:

The NFL is trying to clean up EVERYTHING, not racism. They dont want their players getting DUI’s or abusing women, getting into fights, making it rain at strip clubs etc. They are trying to clean up their image period, and this looks pretty damn bad when a team owner is going to bath houses/whore houses and illegally soliciting sex. These guys are supposed to be role models remember?

Kraft is a 77 yr old man with a 39 yr old wife but the hooker is what looks bad to you

#12779 5 years ago

*girlfriend

#12780 5 years ago
Quoted from JY64:

Kraft is a 77 yr old man with a 39 yr old wife but the hooker is what looks bad to you

It doesnt really look bad to me but i know that it does to a lot of people. I dont really care what he does in his personal life. Im just here for the beer honestly.

#12781 5 years ago

Glad his penis still works. You go old-timer!

#12782 5 years ago
Quoted from BillySastard:

I'm disappointed that no one's come up with a deflated balls joke yet.

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#12783 5 years ago
Quoted from Rascal_H:

Glad his penis still works. You go old-timer!

Theres no hard evidence confirming that is true. Just because she was tugging on it doesn't mean it was working.

#12784 5 years ago
Quoted from embryonjohn:

After this season, I just can’t remember losing to the Eagles

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#12785 5 years ago

Eaglesfans living off the vapor trails of their one shining moment over a year later. Creates new NFL thread 4 days after the last SB because Pats fans are too excited. Even Fred thinks you're crazy.

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#12786 5 years ago
Quoted from Rondogg:

Eaglesfans living off the vapor trails of their one shining moment over a year later. Creates new NFL thread 4 days after the last SB because Pats fans are too excited.

Holy shit! Where did you find that picture of Kraft in his younger years before his first trip to the spa? Looks like he was getting a double massage that day.

I have never seen fans of a successful, dominating team with so many wins under their belt be so bitter and have so much to complain about constantly.

#12787 5 years ago
Quoted from Colsond3:

... of a successful, dominating team with so many wins under their belt be so bitter and have so much to complain about constantly.

Red Sox?

#12788 5 years ago
Quoted from DaveH:

As a Pats fan, he could have just called me. After 6 Super Bowls, I'd have given him a Satin Handshake to remember

Talk about “fan service”!

#12789 5 years ago

At least he used an existing massage parlor and didn't try to get the taxpayers to build a brand new one for him.

#12790 5 years ago

The amazing thing is this guy has $4.4 billion and he is risking his reputation for a $79 HJ in a shopping plaza? These must be Olympic quality hand jobs. Looking at this situation and the Bezos divorce it makes you wonder what these guys were thinking. Why not just have a harem filled with girls of legal age who are US citizens and know exactly what they are getting into? Something like Charlie Sheen had minus the narcotics and boob jobs.

#12791 5 years ago
Quoted from RTR:

At least he used an existing massage parlor and didn't try to get the taxpayers to build a brand new one for him.

Actually Kraft paid for Gillette Stadium 100% on his own. Great respected guy. One of the best owners in sports. Wife died and he got a little crazy.

#12792 5 years ago
Quoted from pinnyheadhead:

Actually Kraft paid for Gillette Stadium 100% on his own. Great respected guy. One of the best owners in sports. Wife died and he got a little crazy.

Well, I was specifically talking about about massage parlors.

But since you brought it up - the local government kicked in $73M for the Gillette Stadium project. That does not include the property tax breaks over the last 15 years.

https://cbsminnesota.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/nfl-funding-summary-12-2-11.pdf

#12793 5 years ago
Quoted from RTR:

Well, I was specifically talking about about massage parlors.
But since you brought it up - the local government kicked in $73M for the Gillette Stadium project. That does not include the property tax breaks over the last 15 years.
https://cbsminnesota.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/nfl-funding-summary-12-2-11.pdf

Ah you are correct - there is some false info on there on the web. Looking into it more though most of that money went to roads, exit ramps and rail lines around the stadium though.

Amazing how they built it for around $300M compared to stadiums today.

#12794 5 years ago
Quoted from pinnyheadhead:

Ah you are correct - there is some false info on there on the web. Looking into it more though most of that money went to roads, exit ramps and rail lines around the stadium though.
Amazing how they built it for around $300M compared to stadiums today.

Can't be that nice a stadium if they have to rebuild the section holding the banners every few years.

#12795 5 years ago
Quoted from Rondogg:

Can't be that nice a stadium if they have to rebuild the section holding the banners every few years.

www.yourteamtakessubsidies.com

#12796 5 years ago
Quoted from Rondogg:

Can't be that nice a stadium if they have to rebuild the section holding the banners every few years.

Or to grow the Club Box / VIP Suites (aka the rub & tug section) for executives upstairs.

#12797 5 years ago
Quoted from Colsond3:

Or to grow the Club Box / VIP Suites (aka the rub & tug section) for executives upstairs.

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#12798 5 years ago

I saw on the news the closed down parlor has become a tourist destination. Fans are skipping the beach to get shiteating grin pictures of themselves in front of the building. Where you at right now, Rondogg ?

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#12799 5 years ago

Just left your Mom's, charges less...

#12800 5 years ago
Quoted from Rondogg:

Just left your Mom's, charges less...

Seriously? How old are you?

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