Robin (the owner of Pinside) does not allow any nudity on Pinside.

There are no breasts.

There are no penises.

There are no anuses.

The pinball companies 80 years ago discovered that sexy images sell.

Every Hollywood movie and TV show knows that sexy images sell. Female detectives in 5" heels and low-cut blouses are out there shooting the bad guys.

Even Viagra discovered in 2014 that more men bought their product when a sexy woman, laying on a bed, spoke directly into the camera, than when they tried to sell their product with a bunch of men pictured together on a fishing trawler.

You Americans should be required in high school to make a trip to Europe and see some real live "freedom". Topless "Page 3 Girls" in the daily family newspaper, softcore after 10pm on broadcast TV, churches and monasteries selling booze on the streets, vending machines for beer - right at the subway entrance, nude beaches being completely normal.....

.....all this "sin" and Europe's murder and incarceration rate is a fraction of America's.

In the USA right now, waiting to be murdered.

Not only do women have equal rights to walk around without shirts in Ontario, but prostitution is legal too.

It's like a little slice of Europe in North America....

That's some great material no doubt, but remember coming from a gay guy, that stuff is obviously tongue in cheek.

Were my nipples pierced?

I would have asked her to sit on my lap and read it to me.

Duct tape and women. Together since 1942.

Original good times

On Christmas Eve, my 13 year old nephew showed me "the horse cock video" on his phone.

My other 12-15 year old nieces and nephews were already quite familiar with it and were shocked I did not know what it was.

These kids all live in $700,000 to $1,000,000 homes and attend Catholic schools.

If you think you are insulating your children from women in bikinis, nudity and bestiality, the only person insulated is yourself.

If the new people are not registered Pinsiders, they will not see any thread with "Tilt"ed pictures.

If they bother to register, they still won't see any tilted photos - UNLESS they lower their tilt threshold because they WANT to see them.

True that.

Strange and wonderful culture.

Now you are talkin!

I love their tits too.

I don't even know why I love them so much; must be something innate.

Bowen is a great guy.

He is fun to tease and get a rise out of, but he's a big boy and can take a little ribbing.

.....and you never know who has put a bug into someone's ass.

I had a new neighbor who came over once and said my Christmas lights were "on too long" into the night. I told him I was celebrating the birth of my lord and savior and I'd leave them on all day too if the sensors somehow break.

Latter on in the year, the guy turns out to be an OK bloke, and one day he confesses that his wife made him come over and challenge me on the lights. We both had a big laugh that he was so whipped.

Anyone you know that has chickens on their farm probably had done the chicken thing (farmers call it eggholing) where they chop the head off and the chicken goes so crazy they can't help but shoot their load.

Farmers will always say "my neighbors", "my cousin", "kid next door" - but when too many people talk about something, you know they have done it too.

Kids are naturally curious, and their hormones are starting to flow full force. Add in a heap of guilt, because "sex is dirty", and there is no telling what they will use as an outlet for their sexuality.

Other than a few countries like Saudi Arabia, the USA is very prudish compared to the rest of the world.

Most states in the USA won't let wine be sold on Christmas Day. Jesus MADE wine!!!

In some states, if you serve liquor in a stripbar, women have to keep their bottoms on. In Canada strippers are all nude, liquor is served, and the Canadians have the longest lifespans in the world!!

Or states where it is illegal to breast feed in public?? WTF? What could be more natural than breast feeding your baby?

It looks like you have to have a Facebook account to read it.

Anyone with an account care to cut and paste?

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Hey, come on now, the Satan was obscured.

I never said that.

I said start a G-rated site (it will cost you about $45 a year), and see if anyone is interested.

If the masses really are interested (as some here have proposed), if women register in droves (Blondtall said there are less then 10 women on Pinside), If pre-teens flock to the site because their parents don't want them seeing bikini women here, then you will have won the argument for the price of 5 beers at the stripbar.

Like they always say...One good experiment will disprove 1000 great theories.

C'mon, it's $45. http://www.fatcow.com/fatcow/special-promo.bml?LinkName=b2evo

Pinball is just not that popular with women, are you going to blame Pinside?

How many women do you see at the auto swap meet (actually buying parts, not teetering around on the grass in heels and halter top)?

How many unaccompanied women do you see that own a telescope at an overnight astronomy event?

How about at a model rocketry launch?

How about on a CNC router forum?

Or the saltwater reef aquarium forum?

Let's just face the reality that some hobbies have VERY few active women.

Robin could paint the whole forum pink, remove any pictures of bikini women, and maybe get 6 more female members.

Yep, pisses me off.

And I would love to see that.

But, from what I see in every tournament that I'm in, is that 99% of the female players are there with their husbands/boyfriends.

I see very few women who come to a show on their own to compete in pinball play (although I hear that has happened).

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I never see any women jump in and help fix broken games at the shows.

I never see any women start threads like "Pinball Polly's guide to diagnosing switch matrix errors".

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That's a secret benefit of Pinside.

Not only do you learn how to fix your games, but how to decorate your game.

It will go nice with the curved flippers.

It definitely has a bunch of gay ones.

But, how many of those women were there on their own and not accompanied by their husbands/boyfriends/fathers ?

I always say, things get suckier every year.

Different people have different levels of comfort when it comes to sexual situations.

I have a 10 man hottub.

Myself, and most of my friends will just strip naked and jump in, male and female.

I've got one friend, Dave (it's fun to call him out), that will leave his underwear on when he gets in the tub.

We tease him, of course, but he is simply terrified of getting in the tub naked with other men and women.

Nothing is going to change him, he's been like that for years. The first time he brought his new girlfriend over, she even tried to get his underwear off and it was just not going to happen.

When you are raised from birth that a nude body is "dirty", that sexual intercourse outside of wedlock is "evil" and that being attracted to the human form is "lustful", then nothing is going to unwire those hard synapse connections.

I'm only interested in a singles mixer.

I'm old enough to know that some things remain constant, even the battle against ageism.

Hook, line, sinker.

It's Robin's site, so he will run it by the standards he sees fit.

He is not in the USA, so he judges by Euro standards, not prudish American standards.

I dare anyone complaining to start their own $45 a year G-rated Pinside and see if you get more than even 50 users.

I will give the forum software and the forum artwork for free to anyone who has the balls to do it.

Put your money where your mouth is, it's only $45....

RGP I'd just Plonk Frankenfncker's post and I would only see them when someone quoted them.

It could not have been easier.

I agree, but the sarcasm is obvious.

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Luci, Sopranos, AC/DC, Playboy, WPT, Whoa Nelly and I think all of KISS's songs are about having sex with underaged girls (although, not in OH where the age of consent is 16).

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Not exactly.

You prude wife **might** allow AC/DC with the old dinosaur rockers all over it (as long as she never sees the animations) , but she is not going to allow Luci - "In case you have forgotten, we have kids in this house!!!!".

Yeah, I love Luci.