More importantly Flankster, when are you going to grow a mountain man beard, get some sleeves, set up a Twitch account and stream some catpocalypse?
You'll have plenty of viewership, I guarantee it!
And with all the donations rolling in you'll finally be able to retire that hole of glory you keep making Mrs. Flank yell at you through!

Wow,
That's um...specshul?
I can hear the designer's thoughts while sketching up that house now:
"Corduroy,
Man do I love me some corduroy!
I should build the exterior of a house as a tribute to my love of all things that go fwip fwip fwip!"

So if you fall off the ladder and go sliding down the side F(p)lankster, does it attract all the nearby wolverines?
Or at least a quartet of swamp band players missing their washboard guy?

Good to hear!
I'd hate to think you shredded/cashed out your "certifiable badassery" card due to old age.