I see Eddie is still in his place on the rumble seat. Is he embalmed? He looks rather stiff.
Oh, wait: Eddie is now a grown man and will be a celebrity guest at the show. Got it. Still, if he's too tired to sign autographs, his handlers could steer fans to the Coach where they could "meet" the embalmed Eddie instead.
"Mr. Eddie, would you sing my rules card? Mr. Eddie? Mr. Eddie?!"