Not excited no, but I'll watch and hopefully be surprised.

Haha too true & nothing new with SW.

Don't give him credit for that.

Rogue one had promise but ended up being such a piece of useless garbage.

I really (to my shock) liked Force Awakens...of course the next ones ruined everything good aboot it so as a total Trilogy you may be right. Rogue One might even be worse than Solo...at least Ronny can relax.

Spoilers

Seen plenty of ST4 commercials including tie-ins including Dominoes 'ordering pizza with your mind' app.
Might have to do with how much real TV you watch; which is a lot for me.

Where do you come up with this shit?

Do you get a ton of ads for shows on other streaming services?

Just not have purple hair

Well that was in fact pretty bad.
I guess we have a slow child chase to look forward to every episode

It really does feel like episode 1; so I'll give them that. Bad writing, annoying little kids, stupid looking bad guys etc
I think Gen X might start being phased out here and were heading towards Millennial memberberries

Don't forget strange use of shaky cam for some reason.

Yeah, TV is my escape

Yeah I'm not impressed by her either. So that's at least 2 out of the 3 main characters that I cant stand; and frankly Ewan was never a great Obi anyway. And can we put Jimmy Smits in the ground yet? Good lord.

HA!

The problem with stories around kids is kids usually can;t act, and they bring everyone down with them.
I mean seriously, that "chase" scene in the woods was just fucking tragic. But I guess that's editing...but probably the best they could do.

Yes.
EDIT: Sadly to them "the original trilogy" is Episodes 1-3

Probably better actually; like I assume the original Rogue 1 was.

Boba wasn't liked early because people thought he was a pussy.
This is much worse
Production values are much bigger than Boba though.

Well, SW is famous for having shitty writing since day 1 so nothing diff'rent there.

I dont know if thats really true. Directkr doesn't write it & if the actor sucks you can only do so much. Directing & editing connection for a production like this i dont know either.

Episode 3 better...although somehow more insulting.

I don't know how much power they give to people. With Marvel properties EVERYTHING is laid out before hand to an amazing degree.
Of course they let Rodriquez do whatever shit show he wanted with Boba so maybe so

Lets all agree that whomever comes up with a wall of fire being enough to stop DV is a big part of the problem And those tunnels...ah I ah...I don't even know what to say.

He sure seemed interested 10 minutes earlier when he literally said catching Kenobi was the only thing that mattered
But they dont have a good memory in this show. Lil Leiah is the fastest kid in 4 systems outrunning everyone but then can't get thru a tunnel with a 7 minute had start?

Yeah I'm saying use force pull you just used 2 minutes again to capture him for more torture. I think what made it worse is it was late so I had captioning on so I had to read the stormtroopers dialog.
"Oh its too hot."
"We cant get around."
"Were stuck on this side of the flames etc etc"
Good lord

Another "Nyuk nyuk nyuk" moment indeed. How has Vader not crushed all their wind pipes.
Good work is hard to find...expecially when you need like 4 billion employees

Ha, you got Mando, more than Lucas would give us.

Why are you guys taking on a forum ill post a nerdy meme.
Blah blah

Well we were all hoping to like it; but here we are. Mando was awesome, Boba was good, so at least I thought this could be decent. Sure I could just shut up aboot it but what's the fun in that.
You may be looking for the other Disney/SW thread that's all aboot how Kathleen Kennedy's breasts ruined their childhoods; we're doing a somewhat decent job of staying out of that territory. Most of us anyway.

Uff e4.

Those speeders looked even smaller than normal...but that whole sequence was pure garbage

Whenever j run into a Buck Rodgers episode I'm pretty impressed. No wonder it blew my mind as a kid

Fell asleep to weird Heyden Christianson face, and when I woke up over the top Force Powers were going down so I'll have to get to it again ASAP.

Why didn't he just do that for the snowspeeders in Ep4?

To a point of course, but he never displayed the ability to affect that much using the Force (eXpecially vs a Sith head-doucher). He crushed some windpipes & threw some boxes and shit, but I don't think he ever just fucking jacked someone up using force grab...that came later (I think?).

Oh there's no doubt nostalgia plays a huge part in it; But Obi VS. Mando is an easy decision so it's not strictly that.

But yes Stormtroopers have always been useless. And the more you up the ante the worse it gets, now we're looking at 50 Stormtroopers that cant shoot as opoosed to 20; it's so much more recockulus.

Much older and weaker is a guess. HE seems to be at the height of his raging powers.

Believe me I'm in the "Lucas ruined it" since day 1. Personally I LOVED Force Awakens. Member-berries perfectly done; then the next one purposely ahit all over it.

Give me a Zorii Bliss show.

So was I but the screwed the pooch so hard.

Um, did you see the parts where Vader stopped, toyed with, and then ripped a part a Troop Transport spaceship with his mind but couldn't drag Obi 3 feet over some coals?

Ha so you're expecting a "look back" montage of the reason he could've bit didn't coming up? Might actually happen with this show.

Planet gravitational force on the medichlorides of course!

Hot garbag finale. My internet to Disney crashed with 8 minutes to go.

Thank you.

Well it was the only watchable parts.
It will probably be remembered for lightsaber fights in the dark & boosted force powers.

Totally.
"Then my old friend really is gone."

Umm...no shit dude what more did you need?

Also, I guess i never noticed how shitty Vader is with a lightsaber. Outmatched by everyone he faced.

Old lame force powers are for boomer & X'rs; Fights gotta be like Dr. Strange these days and palms and hind jive.
Vaders ripping a troop transport apart is...well...fucking awesome! But the force escalation that comes after it is totally overblown.

Seriously. Why would the Dark Side take the time to kill *puke in my mouth* younglings when they could force them to use their mind to build more death stars? C'mon guys. Work smarter not eviler.

Now now; blame Lucas. Before getting the force this is exactly the way it was.

I feel like we should wait to heR her medichloriad level before saying she couldn't survive a severed spine?

"Theres much more to be done"

Or whatever the hell he said

Bwahaha. Once again, all the shit people complain aboot but still the fucking purple hair! little kids walking around with purple hair everywhere i go but this was like the most offensive thing for the woke/broke crowd. So weird.

Thats the one. I always watch it whilst listening to Ed Sheerin. You know hes good because he has the best selling album.