We have a divided highway near us. When I was in the exit ramp, I saw a mother goose with a bunch of little goslings following her up the grass and onto the shoulder toward the highway (West Dodge Rd). All I could think was 'this isn't going to end well'. All lanes of westbound traffic stopped as they slowly waddled across the road. Geese made it to the left emergency lane when some idiot didn't want to wait any longer. He crossed into the emergency lane and passed everybody up at roughly 50. Needless to say, it did not end well... and the jackass didn't even slow down.