Hey Pinhead,
I know this is totally off topic, but I thought this was worth a shot. I recently got promoted to a Sales Manager position at fortune 25 company . I'm in the Chicagoland area. Positions are available from Oak Brook to Rockford. Looking strictly for outside sales reps. This is a unique sales job. No cold calling, no prospecting, appointments are set for you everyday. If you can give a good presentation and are personable will do very well in this job.
If you know anyone looking for a sales position please have them reach out to me. Let me know if you have any questions.