Quoted from Taxman:
Where do I start?
First - You are chronologically older than 8, it is just you act like an 8 year old girl.
Second - Not working right does not mean hard. if "you" did the restoration it probably has something wrong. Maybe the "floppy flipper" syndrome.
Third - Your HEP IJ was a doctor abbreviation for picking up Hepatitis from a needle InJection that made you delusional and think you can play good pinball.
(Really? You have a HEP IJ? Dude, Friend, How are you and when can I see it?)
Other than that, my friends John and Jim are much better players than I am. Every once and a while they take a score. I am not insulted and I don't grind the game to get it back. I know they are good and am not insulted in the least but happy the love to play them. And I am serious. (although I pick on them and do the battery threat)
First time I've ever checked this thread and I see my name everywhere. Guess I better keep tabs on this one and keep taking down your high scores one by one. I'm due for a trip