Quoted from 27dnast:
I totally get why you're peeved, so don't take this response as flippant or disrespectful. The answer to this question is super simple: because buyers are willing to pay more and more while accepting less and less.
The proof is in the pudding.
Well said. It's like Gary is the opposite of the Onion's Gillette CEO. https://www.theonion.com/fuck-everything-were-doing-five-blades-1819584036
Change five drops to standups? F it, we're going with ONE GIANT STANDUP and Pinside will still call the Pro "loaded"!