Burlington, WI
Quoted from Mitch:He's just trolling you.
I figured he just didn't understand the lamp system in a machine, or didn't know how to read a manual. Which there is a 64% that could be true on both parts with this site. 
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Toronto, ON
Quoted from Jtm3:I threw up a little in my mouth when I saw that AC DC...
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I can barely look at the pros
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Quoted from provato:Now.... Where is the mod (ifications) haters thread so I can vent some more?
Quoted from Boof-Ed:Here's another abused hook
Actually the puked Hook translite looks better than a normally lit translite. Why? Because you can see a normally lit translite. I'd rather not be able to see the horrible Hook artwork. Fucking makes me sick just seeing it. It really is so queer looking. A man fairy; a guy with a head full of woman's hair wearing an oversized dress showing off his twig legs in stockings; then a buncha damn kids. No thanks.
Quoted from phil-lee:What PoMC said.
I think he said that he's basically a homophobic redneck that secretly has a thing for men who dress nice and have long hair.
Quoted from PoMC:I'd rather not be able to see the horrible Hook artwork. Fucking makes me sick just seeing it. It really is so queer looking. A man fairy; a guy with a head full of woman's hair wearing an oversized dress showing off his twig legs in stockings; then a buncha damn kids. No
Oh, cool...homophobia!
Quoted from Dee-Bow:I think he said that he's basically a homophobic redneck that secretly has a thing for men who dress nice and have long hair.
Says the guy with a Cabaret Sparky in his Metallica. Way to kill the vibe of that game.
Your Sparky has the same hair as Hook on the translite. Did you dress your Sparky in leggings too? No wonder you're sensitive about it. Lol
Quoted from PoMC:STFU with the PC Police comments. Seriously. Coupla pansies defending Hook artwork. Jesus Christ.
Using terms like "queer" or "fairy" as derogatory terms are not acceptable in today's society. Sorry if you're stuck on that caveman mentality vibe, but we're beyond that today. Educate yourself and catch up. You'll be better and happier for it.
There is a MAN FAIRY on the translite. He is literally a fairy. STFU and go lecture people somewhere else. I'll say what I want and what I think, mom.
Quoted from PoMC:Actually the puked Hook translite looks better than a normally lit translite. Why? Because you can see a normally lit translite. I'd rather not be able to see the horrible Hook artwork. Fucking makes me sick just seeing it. It really is so queer looking. A man fairy; a guy with a head full of woman's hair wearing an oversized dress showing off his twig legs in stockings; then a buncha damn kids. No thanks.
Quoted from PoMC:STFU with the PC Police comments. Seriously. Coupla pansies defending Hook artwork. Jesus Christ.
Quoted from PoMC:There is a MAN FAIRY on the translite. He is literally a fairy. STFU and go lecture people somewhere else. I'll say what I want and what I think, mom.
Dear Sparky, i overheard what PoMC said about you last nite. You are not broken. You are whole, and beautiful. You are capable and compassionate. You are the best bash toy I have ever seen in my life, and I couldn’t be more proud of the mod you’ve become.
Love, Dee-Bow 
Quoted from PoMC:There is a MAN FAIRY on the translite. He is literally a fairy. STFU and go lecture people somewhere else. I'll say what I want and what I think, mom.
Put your red baseball hat back on and go outside. You’re in a time out.
Kinda funny cause the "Look" being complained about would describe all the men that signed the Constitution.
Wigs, Stockings, and Dress......
Quoted from Colsond3:In honor of this thread, I may just clown puke it.
Quoted from TheLaw:Oh you little teaser, stop playing games. You were going to clown puke it anyway
Didn't clown puke it, but did go with cool white and threw a couple red towers in.
Quoted from Travish:I don't know what it is about this thread but it can go sideways so quick then right back to normal just as fast.
You saying this thread is bi?!??!?
Quoted from Colsond3:Didn't clown puke it, but did go with cool white and threw a couple red towers in.
Nice Job on the pimped out Vampire!
I wonder how it would look in Daylight instead of cool white?
Quoted from CactusJack:I wonder how it would look in Daylight instead of cool white?
I see what you did there 
Quoted from Travish:I don't know what it is about this thread but it can go sideways so quick then right back to normal just as fast.
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Why would anyone complain about the above LED job?
Some beautiful, soulful, creative person poured his heart and soul into the game.
Hour after hour was spent selecting just the right blob of purple color.
To criticize its day-glo purple magnificence is like saying, "Dear world: I am a hateful person who's jealous of the magnificent creativity of the good people!"
I learned that in this thread.
I think the major contradiction here is the "player's Condition" in the title. I could never actually play a game looking like that! It's more like "ready to go in the front window of a Spencer's Gift store condition".
Quoted from irobot:Why would anyone complain about the above LED job?
Some beautiful, soulful, creative person poured his heart and soul into the game.
Hour after hour was spent selecting just the right blob of purple color.
To criticize its day-glo purple magnificence is like saying, "Dear world: I am a hateful person who's jealous of the magnificent creativity of the good people!"
I learned that in this thread.
This says to me. I like the way my games look from across the room and I never have to play them. And if someone tries to play them. I get the last laugh...because good luck with that.
After seeing this Hook translite I am now 100% on the side of the clown puke army.
The improvement is breathtaking.
Look at how Captain Hook glows with bright laser red color from head to foot.
Magnificent artistry!
Peter Pan is a slight disappointment, however. His face and arms are not day-glo green they way they should be.
Quoted from CaptainNeo:This says to me. I like the way my games look from across the room and I never have to play them. And if someone tries to play them. I get the last laugh...because good luck with that.
Ohhhh....
Why must you tear the world asunder with your poisonous hate of all things beautiful and creative?
I'm prepared to announce my new product, Universal Translite. While I haven't put "PIN" in front of the product, it is indeed still for pinball. You can use it on ANY game, and you can save big money by not having to get colored bulbs for your backbox. Just use this! $50 and you're set. Best of all, you can use it for any game, like I just said in a previous sentence. Looks so good. For JJP games, please cut out a square.
Paypal me to get on the order list.
Quoted from sohchx:They tore this guy a new one in the comments for his LED job and rediculously high asking price on Facebook yesterday. It was hilarious.
On a positive note, he didn't change all the mode inserts to some random color that has no association to the mode so there's that. 
Quoted from jar155:Why am I not getting payments for my Universal Translite yet?
Because they want my improved version that has maximum poppage.
I poured my heart and soul into beautifying your boring universal translite.
Sure, you came up with the original idea, but I made it pop-o-gize.
I'll have my lawyers get with your lawyers to hammer out the royalty details.
I'm thinking that the universal translite should have speakers in it that blare rap music at 135 decibels, about the same as a fire truck siren.
Who wants to listen to the dumb old pinball sound effects when they can listen to a rap song at earsplitting volume?
Quoted from irobot:Because they want my improved version that has maximum poppage.
I poured my heart and soul into beautifying your boring universal translite.
Sure, you came up with the original idea, but I made it pop-o-gize.
I'll have my lawyers get with your lawyers to hammer out the royalty details.
I'm thinking that the universal translite should have speakers in it that blare rap music at 135 decibels, about the same as a fire truck siren.
Who wants to listen to the dumb old pinball sound effects when they can listen to a rap song at earsplitting volume?
Quoted from Dee-Bow:ya, the exact same joke is always funnier the 2nd time around..
The only reason you could even think of applying any aesthetic standards or critical thought to my joke is because your heart isn't big enough to let the joke in!
Clown puke logic (as expressed earlier in this thread) dictates that the only reason that you could dislike anything is because you are a mean-spirited person who is trying to censor everyone.
Anyway, your ire is misdirected. I'm on the clown puke side now, that clown puked Hook translite won me over to the clown puke brigade. Its timeless beauty feeds my soul...
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