As good as it ever gets!

But who are WE in the game? Who’s to say OUR Jeep doesn’t have a supercharger? We’re not necessarily in one of the tour vehicles. Maybe I’m the guy on the island who wastes all of his disposable income on jazzing up my ride, whereas I have another friend who’s busy importing overpriced pinball machines for his one-bedroom apartment.

Speaking of Jeeps, supercharged or otherwise, if you want to pick nits, a T-rex would never be able to catch up to you at the speeds depicted in the movie. You could easily outrun one on a Vespa, but it wouldn’t be nearly as exciting to watch.

LOL! I’m making an argument for the person who said we’re going around cleaning up the mess, which was not something depicted in the movie. It sounds plausible to me, especially if there are no movie assets.

LOL! Is the Jeep raised above the playfield? A monster truck rally in Jurassic Park? Who will be the first to sell a set of dirt mods for the game? Forget about magnets, imagine what piles of dirt / tire tracks on the map will do to ball travel.

It is odd that there's only one person on the playfield. Not odd, though, if it turns out Nedry is the main character in the game.

Nedry's death:

He'd still be alive today if he had been driving a Monster Truck with a supercharger. Just sayin'!

They probably bought out Staples' supply of heavy yellow card stock during a BOGO sale. They're gonna use it all up if it kills 'em. Agreed, it's ugly as sin.

Not to worry. They're gonna sell a Monster Truck topper for $425.

I'm accounting for them being non-functioning upon shipment. One quarter of them will be missing a wheel.

Well, hell, what we really need are bright yellow pinballs!

The supercharged Jeep / monster truck isn't the main character?

Persons referring to the actor as Michael Knight or the character as Newman?

Yup. PiperPinball has already announced his "Newman 2.0" mod for the game!

I doubt that JJP paid for anything that you're not already seeing in the game. The "design decision" argument is a smokescreen for not having paid to make a musical pin out of a musical film. Imagine the response Guns N' Roses will get if it comes out with a single instrumental cover playing on endless repeat. "I DON'T WANT IT NOW!"

Because they can't walk and chew gum at the same time?

It’s an American thread. Everyone is writing American.

You hit upon the solution in your first post. A rubber accordion boot between the T-rex and the back wall. Not unlike how Disney hides the ugliness between cars on their monorail trains.

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I was just saying this to my wife last night...

I believe the real live dinosaur only comes with the Super Limited Edition that won't be announced until after we've all bought the regular Limited Edition.

Speaking of real live dinosaurs... I did volunteer work as an educator at a major metropolitan zoo that brought in Animatronic dinosaurs back when they were relatively new. The name of the tour was "Dinosaurs Alive!" I kid you not, we had people who would go to Guest Services and demand refunds because the dinosaurs weren't actually alive.

Kaneda was on his FB page complaining about the T-rex eating a screw...

"Stern needs to learn how to HIDE THE SCREWS! I mean the freaking T-Rex is eating a FREAKING SCREW. Come on...this is lazy."

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Yours are the best looking games I've ever seen!

But the goal of the game is to rescue stranded park staff. You're basically saying that you want to impede one of your co-workers from saving other co-workers. I get plundering from pirates, it's what they do, but who would say, "To hell with you, Bob and Margaret, back into the claws of the velociraptors you go!"?