Zach and Greg - entertaining as always. The game?

Do we need to chip in and buy Zach a good, sharp pair of scissors or at least a new razor blade? That cutting process was scary to watch. More entertaining than a clean, smooth cut though.

All kidding aside, thanks for a fun-to-watch unboxing. Since I’ve never unboxed a game, you probably saved me from making a stupid mistake when I get mine sometime next year!

So are you guys going to play that R&M you unboxed almost a month ago? After scaring the sh** out of us with that utility knife on the shrink wrap, we need some closure!

No need to agree with or approve of promotional videos. I’m grateful for the effort these guys put in for pure comedic entertainment value. They’re like an old fashioned sitcom that also has to act out their own commercial breaks. That’s modern life, folks. Relax and enjoy it for what it is.

Dear God, that has got to be just about the most uninspiring pinball action I could imagine for a major license by a legendary designer. Not even considering dropping quarters on location. Pumping change into a parking meter might be more gratifying.

I almost agree except for the fact that exploiting the castle shot from the left flipper return feed is a simple, boring route to huge scores that a semi skilled player has to willfully resist/ignore for the game to be at all challenging. I’ve only played it on location and at league maybe 20 times total and put up GC scores that were not even exciting to achieve.

Dude - you really gotta move that beer sign to do you ark justice.