I have already been pushing this, so hell yeah! With a Wesley Willis soundtrack.

retarded

You mean developmentally handicapped?

yep

That had to be hands down one of the most stupid movies ever made. I love bad "B" movies, but Sharknado is not even good enough to be in the same class as a bad movie.

Blowing up and stopping a tornado with a 16 oz. propane tank..
Sharks able to live outside of water, in a tornado, eating in mid air, surviving a fall of hundreds of feet, etc.
A house that fills with water that is on a hill, but there is no water at street level...
I could go on and on but I don't have several hours to rip this movie apart. I already wasted 2 hours watching it to see what the hype was about.

Everything you just said makes me want to see it

A possible Twister re-theme?

Ha! Can't believe Ian Ziering and Tara Reid did that piece of poop. Talk about two actors/actresses whose careers went down the crapper. Wonder how much they got paid for that.

It's one of those movies that is so bad, you have to watch it. Snakes on a Plane should've got a best picture Oscar compared to this mess of a movie. The errors start quickly and are glaringly obvious. The special effects are absolutely dreadful. Not even B grade. More like third grade. Don't miss the bloody water/that time of the month reference. Priceless cinema. More fun than Reefer Madness. Two huge thumbs up.

Comcast has it on on demand. It's no bigger waste of time than pinball. Based on that, I highly recommend watching it.

Sharknado looks like an A grade movie next to Birdemic

Manos Hands Of Fate is one of my favorites ...

rd.

In order to keep with the low-quality theme, the new pin will only be produced in "The Pin" size, This pin will be an EE model (Economy Edition). In order to cut more costs, most parts could be made out of plastic or with a 3-D printer. Clear plastic sheet to be used instead of invisiglass. There aren't going to be any LEDs, but two small flashlights will light the playfield. Flippers will operate with the twist of a lever on each side. You will manually have to reset the targets at the start of a new game and manually kick the ball up to the shooter lane. Pad and pencil will be provided for scoring.

I whipped Spiderman's ass.

OMG!
I was certain that was a spoof and not a full length picture.
Awesome.

http://m.washingtonpost.com/blogs/wonkblog/wp/2013/07/12/twenty-eight-possible-sharknado-sequels/

Syfy channel has been on a downward spiral since Battlestar galactica, Stargate and their spinoffs have gone Imo, honestly some of the shows on there are just ....

It's only a matter of time before they start airing reruns of Cheaters and Cops

So.. I watched this movie last night, just to see what all the talk is about.

It's the worst movie I've ever seen, of course, but it's so far worse than its nearest competition that I'm making the assumption it had to be made to be this horrible on purpose.

Start with a totally ridiculous premise and write a nonsensical screenplay about it. Add rotten actors, bad videography, royalty free library music, terrible thespian performances, CGI so primitive that it looked created with the aid of a commodore 64, and tie the mess all together with editing so bad that if you played a 'spot the continuity error' drinking game, you'd be unconscious before the end.

There is really no way a film as horrible as this, so consistent in its rotten on every single level, could have be made without several tongues being nestled into cheeks throughout the entire production company.

If you make a 'normal' bad sci-fi disaster film, no one would notice except the geeks who watch that failing channel. However, if you were to make an exceptionally bad fail-at-every-level movie, one which contained so much bad that it could become the talk of the internet, maybe, just maybe, you'll find yourself with a hit on your hands.

That's my take.

Did you watch the entire movie tamoore...sounds so bad I would turn it within 5-10 minuntes.

Yep. Like a train wreck, you can't look away once you start. You're too busy taking in the next piece of bad to realize you're wasting an hour and a half.

there is worst ... or at least very similar

Yep. Like a train wreck, you can't look away once you start. You're too busy taking in the next piece of bad to realize you're wasting an hour and a half.

Then do I have a show for you

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First movie I thought of when I saw the Sharknado trailer, but Sharktopus is a classic by comparison!

I was just kidding, I couldn't watch more than 5 mins. As a mst3k fan, the movie was already making fun of itself, which left no room for my own jokes.

Yeah, SyFy knows these are bad movies. Last summer they had a 20th anniversary special of the channel. It was a good program. Anyway, they talked about the crazy bad movies and how they sit in a room and try to come up with craziest premise.. They focused on sharktopus a bit in that. So, its supposed to be bad.

I will agree though, since battlestar galactica their series have gone down hill. A few still worth tivoing but no longer watching all their scripted series and zero of the reality BS

If they ever made a sharknado pin before a jaws pin, I'm selling all of my shit!

This guy sums it up quite nicely...

http://badassdigest.com/2013/07/12/sharknado-the-hyper-ironic-face-of-modern-exploitation/

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I can! They were lucky to gt the work.

Ian Ziering's other current job is as a Chippendale's dancer at Rio in Vegas. I actually went to that show years ago because I got a free ticket, have the polaroid pic to prove it, and was basically traumatized from the drunk, screaming, sweating, mosh-pit of crazy women who seem to think these are the last men on earth and they must desperately try to get past security to touch them and rub all over them. So that means his options are to dance half-naked for screaming drunk ladies, or be eaten by a sharknado. I'd personally take the sharknado.

I remember seeing this guy on the Howard Stern show. He was a riot and so were his songs. Overall he was pretty talented. I was sorry to hear he had passed away a while ago.

I saw the trailer for this and *almost* couldn't believe it. I can't say I'm surprised with by much when it comes to SyFi Channel anymore. My wife and I are always commenting that they would be so much better putting their budget into one or two good movies or shows instead of 500 bad ones, but then they'd run out of things to air I suppose. I have a deep appreciation for bad cinema, but their stuff seems like it's just cranked out by a factory full of supermodels and bad costume & set designers.

I'm sure Birdemic still gives this movie a run for it's money in the 'bad' department.

Brian

They purposely made this movie "bad" in order to create a fake internet buzz about it, thereby leading people to say "can you how bad this is!?". People ate it up by the spoonful. You've been duped into virally marketing the movie and made the producers obscenely rich. Congrats.

It was completely calculated.