Stern makes a big point of posting stuff on Faceplant, but I don't think anybody over there actually reads any of the responses. I'm sure I would have got a note back asking to refrain if they had...
You'd think they'd respond to, "If a Big Butt Hunter and an NBA were pushed off the top of a ten-story building, which machine would hit the ground first?" (The answer is, of course, "Who Cares?")