Quoted from o-din:A friend of mine walked through a plate glass window at a laundromat and he is lucky to be alive. Severed arteries and tendons and a major loss of blood was a result. On the bright side the money from the lawsuit enabled him plenty of time to heal and now he is good as new again.
Sure, sure, it was a "friend of yours" -- probably the same "friend" that took out your screen door!