To the handful of people that haven't yet recognized this isn't a thread about pinball -- it's actually a thread about an important matter in real life -- relocation:

If you are still pining to dump your subjective criticism or trolling remarks here -- please save it for an actual pinball thread that is dying to hear from you -- this isn't a NIB opinion thread. He didn't post here to be judged, scrutinized, or lectured. Think of this more like a restoration thread. Restoration threads don't welcome drama, trolling or criticism -- save your "everybody has an Ahole and a fking opinion" compulsions for the NIB threads, thanks.

Thank you to many socially-well-adapted people who actually had the courtesy and empathy to read and understand the title and give specific advice about Texas or Idaho (or TN).