My wife hacked my pin side account!

So my wife notices my extra time on the net. She asks me what I'm looking at. :oops:So I say"oh, just looking at this pinball forum I found." (She likes pinball and supports my hobby, but I think this made her suspicious.) Later that evening I'm sitting on the couch and I notice she has my iPad. She asks,what does "pimp my pin mean?" Ugh. And why does this post mention an assassin in our house? And THAT is a PIN HAULER? Are you guys Nuts? or just plain crazy? I said, "honey, you won't understand." Can anyone help me explain it to her?

#2 11 years ago

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AkumaZeto

Blocked

12y 5,026

Grab a Pool cue snap in half over head. Problem solved.

#3 11 years ago

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absocountry2

Pinside member

Wasilla, AK

13y 82,050 7,424 29 72

If she has to ask, you are not doing your job. You need to teach her!

BTW, you are not crazy when you are here.

#4 11 years ago

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ScottinSGFNY

Pinside member

South Glens Falls, NY

11y 69,300 1,188

She already knows too much....you know what you must do.

#5 11 years ago

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schwarz

Pinside member

12y 103K 2,168 19

Start by not letting her read this thread. It could turn ugly from here, oh wait it has already.

#6 11 years ago

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pinballlooking

Inactive member

12y 54,650 1,400 5

Just show her this post and she will see why you spend time on here.
http://pinside.com/pinball/forum/topic/halloween-tron-costume

You are just trying to pick out new Halloween costumes.

#7 11 years ago

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o-din

Pinside+ Addict

11y 158K 58,799

But she is showing interest. Thats a start!

#8 11 years ago

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smokey_789

Inactive member

Quoted from AkumaZeto:
Grab a Pool cue snap in half over head. Problem solved.

Shhhhhhhh! She can can see us!

#9 11 years ago

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CaptainNeo

Playfield restorations

Burlington, WI

11y 148K 22,440 37 77

how can a wife know so little about pins? seriously. I do stuff with pins almost every day. She doesn't play often, she doesn't help except with load up and load out with games, but just from being around the stuff, she has a basic understanding of how things work and what does what. If she doesn't know what a Dolly is for and things like that, she really pays little attention to YOU in general.

#10 11 years ago

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smokey_789

Inactive member

Quoted from CaptainNeo:
how can a wife know so little about pins? seriously. I do stuff with pins almost every day. She doesn't play often, she doesn't help except with load up and load out with games, but just from being around the stuff, she has a basic understanding of how things work and what does what. If she doesn't know what a Dolly is for and things like that, she really pays little attention to YOU in general.

Oh, she knows the work involved, she just questions the testosterone and the need for us to speak "pinspeak." Like LOTR, RBION, like it's some sort of big damn secret!

#11 11 years ago

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stangbat

KC Pins

13y 86,900 3,111 19

Meet local guys that have tons of pins, preferably guys that have over 100. You will now appear to be perfectly sane and reasonable. Secretly plan to become the crazy guy with over 100 pins. Slowly implement this plan. Be persistent, but be wise and frugal and don't push things too quickly. Check back in a few years when congratulations are in order.

#12 11 years ago

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zucot

Pinside member

12y 83,050 3,280

Might I recommend the CITPP thread?

#13 11 years ago

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smokey_789

Inactive member

Hmmm. I can tell her I have somewhere "vague" to go tonite.

#14 11 years ago

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smokey_789

Inactive member

Quoted from zucot:
Might I recommend the CITPP thread?

Search "acronym.com.?

#15 11 years ago

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Anim8ormatt

Inactive member

Highlands Ranch, CO

12y 54,400 2,193 5 21

OP
Quoted from smokey_789:
Search "acronym.com.?

Chicks in thongs playing pinball

#16 11 years ago

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TomGWI

Pinside member

12y 143K 10,945 156

Since she is snooping on you, snoop on her. Hire a private detective to follow her around. Then she can see how it feels.

#17 11 years ago

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xsonics2k2

Pinside member

Seattle, WA

18y 73,050 357 15

Time to quickly change your profile and put a bunch of sappy stuff in there about how much you love your wife.

#18 11 years ago

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smokey_789

Inactive member

Technically not snooping, she's sitting next to me on the couch. She simply doe'snt understand our infatuation.

#19 11 years ago

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smokey_789

Inactive member

Quoted from xsonics2k2:
Time to quickly change your profile and put a bunch of sappy stuff in there about how much you love your wife.

I like your style. I'll bet you are the (many) 100 pin guys we speak of.

#20 11 years ago

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Darlene

Inactive member

Tell her to keep reading, there is so much to learn. If she is anything like me she will become infatuated in no time!!

#21 11 years ago

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o-din

Pinside+ Addict

11y 158K 58,799

Quoted from Darlene:
Tell her to keep reading, there is so much to learn. If she is anything like me she will become infatuated in no time!!

Yeah, thats where it starts, reading.

#22 11 years ago

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Nemesis

Inactive member

Maple Shade, NJ

12y 41,950 643 6 11

TELL HER TO GIT HER ASS BACK IN THE KITCHEN AND BAKE YOU A PIE!

#23 11 years ago

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Darlene

Inactive member

I tell you, I spend way too much time on this site!!!!!!

#24 11 years ago

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sterlingpinball

Pinside member

11y 49,300 336 3 24

Any broad ever hacked any of my accounts I would show them the door !

#25 11 years ago

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Darlene

Inactive member

Do you have something to hide sterlingpinball?

#26 11 years ago

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TheLaw

Pinside+ Addict

Ann Arbor, MI

12y 162K 48,066 19 30 1

That's what an Ipad gets you.

#27 11 years ago

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sterlingpinball

Pinside member

11y 49,300 336 3 24

Quoted from Darlene:
Do you have something to hide sterlingpinball?

Those are invasions and insecurity issues .

#28 11 years ago

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blondetall

Pinside+ Member

(waving) Hi Smokey's wife. Don't worry, he is in a good place. Any time I think I have too many pins (2 for now) or have done something over the top, I read the blog for awhile and realize that I dont have the pinball virus half as bad as most of these people and am not insane. There are good people here with lots of good advice. If you can handle the testosterone and constant request for pictures of everything (pins, cars, wives, boobs) then you'll have a blast here too. We need more girls!

#29 11 years ago

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smokey_789

Inactive member

God creates dinosaurs, God destroys dinosaurs, God creates man, man destroys God, man creates dinosaurs, dinosaurs eat man, Woman inherits pinball.

#30 11 years ago

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blondetall

Pinside+ Member

I would like to add that I know all my husbands passwords for emails, websites, etc and he knows mine. Its call trust, people. I have nothing to hide. Usually I am the one to make him come look at the weird meme or porn I found.

#31 11 years ago

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PopBumperPete

Pinside+ Frequent

12y 103K 4,039 8

Give her something bigger to complain about, buy anther game

#32 11 years ago

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smokey_789

Inactive member

(Waving)hi blonde tall (smokeys wife). I was wondering why he was spending so much time on the Internet and a site with few pictures too! This is a good site with a lot of very knowledgable people. Many with a great since of humor, which is what captured my interest. By the way I really enjoy seeing the pics of game rooms. I really like the color you painted your fireplace.

#33 11 years ago

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smokey_789

Inactive member

Damn. I'm busted.

#34 11 years ago

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TomGWI

Pinside member

12y 143K 10,945 156

OP
Quoted from smokey_789:
God creates dinosaurs, God destroys dinosaurs, God creates man, man destroys God, man creates dinosaurs, dinosaurs eat man, Woman inherits pinball.

This is why I can't sleep at night.

#35 11 years ago

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Nemesis

Inactive member

Maple Shade, NJ

12y 41,950 643 6 11

Quoted from blondetall:
I would like to add that I know all my husbands passwords for emails, websites, etc and he knows mine. Its call trust, people. I have nothing to hide. Usually I am the one to make him come look at the weird meme or porn I found.

If it were truly trust you wouldnt need his passwords, my fiance has all mine too but I dont feel its necessary. Thats a paranoid female thing. If she dont wanna be with me all I would appreciate is a heads up and a have a nice day

#36 11 years ago

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Slugmeister

Pinside+ Frequent

Gig Harbor, WA

11y 102K 1,850

And here I thought my wife was nuts when SHE insisted that we buy our first pin twenty some-odd years ago.

#37 11 years ago

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blondetall

Pinside+ Member

Thanks! We are still working on the gameroom but it is coming along. I have gotten a lot of good ideas and advice here. Apparently you also have a big comfy poof like we do.

#38 11 years ago

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papazit1963

Pinside member

Merced, CA

11y 62,900 1,076 9 12

Set her up with her own account!

#39 11 years ago

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Propaganda

Inactive member

11y 35,400 1,532

She's all up in your business...

#40 11 years ago

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HighSpeed1

Pinside member

Rock Hill, SC

11y 39,900 698

How about just playing many games of pinball with her?

#41 11 years ago

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sterlingpinball

Pinside member

11y 49,300 336 3 24

Quoted from blondetall:
I would like to add that I know all my husbands passwords for emails, websites, etc and he knows mine. Its call trust, people

That's not trust. Sounds like a leash ! Trust is one in which confidence is placed

#42 11 years ago

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blondetall

Pinside+ Member

Quoted from Nemesis:
If it were truly trust you wouldnt need his passwords, my fiance has all mine too but I dont feel its necessary. Thats a paranoid female thing. If she dont wanna be with me all I would appreciate is a heads up and a have a nice day

Quoted from sterlingpinball:
That's not trust. Sounds like a leash ! Trust is one in which confidence is placed

I'll be sure and let him know that the next time I go down to the dungeon and slide his food tray under the door. Watch out y'all, crazy paranoid psycho women up in here stealing passwords, taking your freedom, snatching your manhood. lol

Or it could be that we trust each other so well after 15 years together that I take care of paying all the bills, and access his accounts to be able to pay them. I don't go snooping in his stuff, I don't care what he does. Hell, we are together 24 hours a day as it is so there are no secrets. I'm sure that somehow also makes me paranoid and oppressive though. I'd better go get divorce papers ready for him to free him from the unbearable pain though. I'd go ask him if he has a lawyer preference but he's still cleaning the kitchen from cooking me dinner earlier. Bwahaha!

#43 11 years ago

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smokey_789

Inactive member

Dudes! And dudettes! I started this thread as a "tongue in cheek." I was teasing about how man /wife relationships can work regardless of our hobbies and interests may differ. Trust in my family is not an issue. It has become apparent that some of us have trust issues. Just started this thread to help us think about these issues. We love this site and thank you all for your posts.

#44 11 years ago

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blondetall

Pinside+ Member

(Oh... hi Darlene! I like your cat pic.)

Ms Smokey- get your own account so you can hang out with us sometimes.

#45 11 years ago

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smokey_789

Inactive member

This is smokey's wife here again. To blonde tall. You go girl friend, I'm with ya. To the rest of you. It was the humorous comments that caught my interest in the first place. Humor is a good thing and not everyone posses it. Some people need to learn to laugh a little, you will live longer!

#46 11 years ago

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smokey_789

Inactive member

Quoted from blondetall:
(Oh... hi Darlene! I like your cat pic.)
Ms Smokey- get your own account so you can hang out with us sometimes.

Yeah, she needs her own pin side account. So little room on the couch anymore.

#47 11 years ago

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Foo

Pinside member

12y 77,550 1,349

Quoted from AkumaZeto:
Grab a Pool cue snap in half over head. Problem solved.

My wife wants to know why I started laughing.... Nothing dear.

#48 11 years ago

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smokey_789

Inactive member

Quoted from HighSpeed1:
How about just playing many games of pinball with her?

Yeah, she beats me, so I had to give up.

#49 11 years ago

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Darlene

Inactive member