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My uncles stupid mountain goat scratched my Buick!

By Syco54645

5 years ago


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  • Latest reply 5 years ago by AVH7401
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    #1 5 years ago

    The mountain goat came up, rested its hooves (all 4, they can climb nearly vertical) on my drivers side door then left. Then I got scratches! Pissed me off!

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    #2 5 years ago

    NOT THE GRAND NATIONAL!!!

    #3 5 years ago

    Can't tell who's cooler. The car or the uncle that owns a straight up mountain(t) goat

    #4 5 years ago
    Quoted from Gryszzz:

    NOT THE GRAND NATIONAL!!!

    Grand Nationals only came in 1 color, and it wasn’t white

    #6 5 years ago

    1980 Buick Regal

    #7 5 years ago
    Quoted from Pinless:

    Grand Nationals only came in 1 color, and it wasn’t white

    Thanks!
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    #8 5 years ago

    No I meant the goat. It was rhetorical of course, that goal is regal as fuck.

    #9 5 years ago
    Quoted from TheLaw:

    that goal is regal as fuck

    was... the goat WAS regal as fuck.

    #10 5 years ago

    I'm going to call BS on this story. Only because that's a polar bear. I think it might be photo shopped.

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    #11 5 years ago

    You guys are freaking hilarious. Came to share my story with my fellow pinball people, and this is what I get.

    #13 5 years ago
    Quoted from Syco54645:

    was... the goat WAS regal as fuck.

    #14 5 years ago

    Novus 7 on a buffer will take those right out, and it is completely safe for bondo.

    #15 5 years ago

    Was the goat HUO?

    #16 5 years ago

    Flip that goat on his back and buff your playfields. Goat fur is good for that.

    #17 5 years ago

    judging by the shooter lane i would say no.

    #18 5 years ago

    Good thing you dont have a tesla

    #19 5 years ago

    My goat ate my Datsun 510 sedan! Vet said he was needing some iron in his diet.

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    #20 5 years ago

    Yup... pinside has turned into youtube. Stupidity is the star

    #21 5 years ago

    I blame GoatRap music...
    Don’t you know, it’s the #1 demolisher of paradise communities and sweet rides since 1978???

    #22 5 years ago
    Quoted from flynnibus:

    Yup... pinside has turned into youtube. Stupidity is the star

    Spengler-"I blame myself."

    Venkman-"So do I."

    #23 5 years ago

    Oh yeah? Aliens Ate My Buick.

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    #24 5 years ago
    Quoted from Syco54645:

    The mountain goat came up, rested its hooves (all 4, they can climb nearly vertical) on my drivers side door then left. Then I got scratches! Pissed me off!

    How many miles on it in the last 12 years?

    #25 5 years ago

    Guys.. bad news. My Tesla autopilot ran over my uncles dog. so thats that. We dont have to keep posting on this thread now.. we can end it.

    Thanks

    #26 5 years ago
    Quoted from ImNotNorm:

    How many miles on it in the last 12 years?

    only 600 miles in the last 12 years. it was imamaculate.

    #27 5 years ago

    Guess the only question left to ask is... What did that Goat taste like...?

    #28 5 years ago
    Quoted from Tungs10:

    Guess the only question left to ask is... What did that Goat taste like...?

    Currently wrapped in a foil pack in the engine compartment. Been redlining all day so should only need a few more hours.

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    #30 5 years ago

    if your uncle owns a mountain goat, does he own a mountain too?

    #31 5 years ago

    Can they retheme the Buick? What about the goat?

    #32 5 years ago

    #33 5 years ago

    I don't like Buicks with incandescent lighting

    #34 5 years ago
    Quoted from bayoubilly70:

    I don't like Buicks with incandescent lighting

    Do Buicks require Non-Ghosting LEDs then? Or can we use the cheap stuff from China?

    #35 5 years ago
    Quoted from jorro:

    if your uncle owns a mountain goat, does he own a mountain too?

    actually no. thanks for pointing out that my uncle is at fault here. had he owned a mountain the goat would have been on there...

    #36 5 years ago
    Quoted from CactusJack:

    Do Buicks require Non-Ghosting LEDs then? Or can we use the cheap stuff from China?

    Non ghosting because of the lamp circuit. Also why would you skimp out on such a great car? Also warm white in the instrument cluster and cool white for the headlights.

    #37 5 years ago

    Weren't there something GNs that were silver or was that only the regal t type?

    #38 5 years ago

    The goat obviously mistook your car for a Pontiac GTO.

    #39 5 years ago

    Scape Goat. . . or Scrape Goat?

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    #40 5 years ago
    Quoted from Oneangrymo:

    You guys are freaking hilarious. Came to share my story with my fellow pinball people, and this is what I get.

    Tip o' the hat to you sir, for having a sense of humor.

    #41 5 years ago
    Quoted from tommyp:

    Weren't there something GNs that were silver or was that only the regal t type?

    T Types came in various colors (white black, silver, etc.. ).

    GN and GNX are all black.

    Turbo cars are goat resistant

    #42 5 years ago

    He better be an 'Escape Goat' now

    #43 5 years ago

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    #44 5 years ago

    If this had happened on a farm, as I expected, then you'd be at fault. But in this case, I think it's safe to blame the dude who owns a mountain goat while living in a suburb with cinderblock divider walls.

    #45 5 years ago

    If the goat did not have legs like that Baywatch machine, then this never would have happened.

    #46 5 years ago
    Quoted from mcclad:

    If the goat did not have legs like that Baywatch machine, then this never would have happened.

    the goat was imamaculate

    #47 5 years ago
    Quoted from Syco54645:

    the goat was imamaculate

    I did not know that. Now that kind of changes everything. There was a for sale thread where the word Imamaculate was right in the title. I think it was a Baywatch machine, or something like that. I am not sure. The thread did not create much of a stir, so it might have flown under the radar.

    #48 5 years ago
    Quoted from Oneangrymo:

    You guys are freaking hilarious. Came to share my story with my fellow pinball people, and this is what I get.

    Don't feel bad, brother. I once tried to sell a pair of cowboy boots on the forum... @oneangrymo
    https://pinside.com/pinball/forum/topic/westerncowboy-boots-for-trade-or-sale

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