I was in a bad neighborhood and these undercover cops were staking out a drug dealer. I walked past the dude, went in my car and drove away. 30 seconds later I am ripped outta the car, gun to the head and drug dogs in my car. The German Shepherd tore up the front passenger seat and they didn't find a thing. No one is paying for that seat but me. Cops broke my seatbelt, seat, ripped my shirt and broke my glasses all with a gun digging in the side of my head. Then they just let me go.

Double post.

My f#cking sister in law bit my left testicle!

How did you know?

Isn't it Dodge Strati?