Quoted from trecemaneras:As a fellow newb pinsider I can tell you there's a whole bingo card of standard newb activities that you need to complete before reaching the stage of blowing your top at a retailer you haven't done business with on behalf of a stranger, which is stage 5 or 6 I believe. For example, arguing passionately in a pricing thread is stage 1, then you'll need to leave enough theme suggestions in every manufacturer's "next pin" threads to accurately guess your age to within 5 years, then in a separate thread declaring you're an original theme guy whilst blithely tossing off a dozen nonsensical suggestions, it's all there in my post history. You'll notice I haven't yelled at mirco yet, which I will despite having never purchased anything from him, and that's because I still have a couple more newb moves to complete before I have clearance to do so.
Good luck, enjoy your stay, and always triple check what account you're posting from before you click the "Send post" button!
Fantastic post. Funny as fuck.
I'm betting the apostle is disgruntled employee.
They are usually #1 suspect in any character assassination.