It will be even more fun when she sees this topic. I'm sure she will never give you shit about it.
Quoted from Kinetik-Systems:Here is a picture of her being her typical, self absorbed, over-achiever self.
I'm just quoting that for truth, because my bullcrap detector in my head went off. If this story is all true, it might be time to grow up a speck. Some people are better at things than other people. It doesn't make you bad, we all just have different strengths. As Captain Picard said, it is possible to do your best and still lose.
However, to me it sounded more like your wife, Morgan Fairchild_, would want to read this.