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My dad killed 3 hitch hikers

By mickthepin

10 years ago


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#1 10 years ago

My dad was playing my T.Z and he doesn't usually play pinball much. I said how did you go, he said he killed 3 hitch hikers. I pissed myself laughing and said your picking them up not killing them. Just thinking about it makes me laugh, yes the object of the game is to kill as many hitch hikers as you can.
Any body else have any funny misunderstandings about games?

#2 10 years ago

Love the topic. My mind went in another direction.

#3 10 years ago

That is awesome! I like that way better.

#4 10 years ago

That's funny!

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#5 10 years ago

A female guest, at one of my parties, was playing Funhouse and thought that Rudy was calling her a bitch.

I had to explain to her that he was saying, "Biff."

She was a bitch anyway. Even the pinball machine knew it.

#6 10 years ago

I was thinking about this thread being about killing hitchhikers in GTA V. I guess not.

#7 10 years ago

My kids still think the match score is your score for the game.

#8 10 years ago
Quoted from TomGWI:

My kids still think the match score is your score for the game.

That is so great!

Do they think the pinball machine is so sophisticated that it is constantly assessing each player and then when the game is over it assigns each person a score based on how great they played!

#9 10 years ago
Quoted from Whysnow:

That is so great!
Do they think the pinball machine is so sophisticated that it is constantly assessing each player and then when the game is over it assigns each person a score based on how great they played!

I have no idea what goes on in their brains sometimes.

#10 10 years ago
Quoted from TomGWI:

My kids still think the match score is your score for the game.

That is how my kids know who won when we play multiplayer.

#11 10 years ago
Quoted from mickthepin:

I pissed myself laughing

Is this a common occurrence down under?

#12 10 years ago
Quoted from captainadam_21:

Is this a common occurrence down under?

I blame it on the big beers

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#13 10 years ago

Yeah my girl still thinks that morticia says hello dumbazz instead of gomez.

Killing hitchhikers this must be an I-5 edition TZ as we have a ton of killers over the years on the corridor.

#14 10 years ago

My dad thought there was a movie named, "Who shot Roger Rabbit?"

#15 10 years ago

My dad thought pinball was an STD.

#16 10 years ago
Quoted from Magic_Mike:

A female guest, at one of my parties, was playing Funhouse and thought that Rudy was calling her a bitch.
I had to explain to her that he was saying, "Biff."
She was a bitch anyway. Even the pinball machine knew it.

My girlfriend always insists that he is saying "bitch".

#17 10 years ago

Trophy and I always laughed at ToM when it says to "Shoot the captive ball"

We thought it sounded like "Shoot the captain's balls"

#18 10 years ago

Next time you hear Morticia quip "Don't torture yourself" try and convince yourself that you're not actually hearing "Don't touch yourself". Do it, I dare you...

#19 10 years ago
Quoted from centerflank:

Trophy and I always laughed at ToM when it says to "Shoot the captive ball"
We thought it sounded like "Shoot the captain's balls"

And then you came to your senses and sold it.

#20 10 years ago
Quoted from Triumvirat73:

Next time you hear Morticia quip "Don't torture yourself" try and convince yourself that you're not actually hearing "Don't touch yourself". Do it, I dare you...

HAHA! Thought that very thing when I rediscovered that game.

#21 10 years ago

Too funny. This reminds me of a childhood friend who insisted Sagat on SF2 was saying "fiber up your butt", and not "hyper uppercut".

#22 10 years ago
Quoted from IdahoRealtor:

Too funny. This reminds me of a childhood friend who insisted Sagat on SF2 was saying "fiber up your butt", and not "hyper uppercut".

"Tiger Uppercut" actually.

#23 10 years ago

Tell your Dad we are proud of him killing those darn hitchhikers.
Hope he got a real rush out of that and got a lot of points for that.

Have a great weekend!

#24 10 years ago

The first time I played Shrek I had to take a double listen as I first thought Shrek said "Sh*t for my swamp".

#25 10 years ago

On AFM, when an opponent makes the Stroke of Luck shot at a critical time (like ball 3 with attack lit) we call that the Stroke of Cock

#26 10 years ago

before I picked up my own CftBL, and friend and I used to joke with another buddy of ours that owned one that the snack bar call-outs sounded like the clerk had a speech impediment.

I really wanted to down-grade the samples on the sound rom and replace it without his knowledge just to mess with him

#27 10 years ago
Quoted from Magic_Mike:

A female guest, at one of my parties, was playing Funhouse and thought that Rudy was calling her a bitch.
I had to explain to her that he was saying, "Biff."
She was a bitch anyway. Even the pinball machine knew it.

LOL.

#28 10 years ago

All this stuff is gold guys. Lots of laghfs. Keep em coming.

#29 10 years ago

Well, this is something I normally wouldnt type in a public forum but yes...I love killing hitchhikers!! Bunches of them. Im going to go kill some tonight in honor of your dad.

#30 10 years ago
Quoted from Shoot_Again:

Yeah my girl still thinks that morticia says hello dumbazz instead of gomez

my wife did the same thing when she played Addams Family. she ask me why it was calling her a dumba$$

#31 10 years ago

Was it a triple pick up?

#32 10 years ago

Yep I think he must have been talking about a triple pick up or homicide depending on which way you see it.

#33 10 years ago

Dude if he got a triple pick up sign him to your fantasy pinball team!

#34 10 years ago

For years, my bro in law thought "Poppy Seeda" was giving him extra balls on Twilight Zone rather than Talking Tina.

#35 10 years ago
Quoted from wannabewiz:

For years, my bro in law thought "Poppy Seeda" was giving him extra balls on Twilight Zone rather than Talking Tina.

"Talky" Tina only gets excited after the 3rd Eb...skeet skeet!

#36 10 years ago

I thought Ryu on street fighter was saying "ooh you bitch"

#37 10 years ago
Quoted from centerflank:

Trophy and I always laughed at ToM when it says to "Shoot the captive ball"
We thought it sounded like "Shoot the captain's balls"

That's good.
On this machine, I always hear "Shoot for the magic drunk"

#38 10 years ago

mickthepin,

Let us know if your Dad kills any more hitchhikers while playing TZ over the weekend, and what colorful comments he makes while playing if you hear any.

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