Quoted from mcluvin:Grease fires happen all the time. Hell, take her back there for Turkey Day and test out that new deep fryer with a frozen turkey
Terrible advice 
First step, find a priest. Second step, take some time to enjoy life. Enjoy the moment with Auntie. Take her for ice cream. Third step, find, attend, befriend some people at Alabama's finest Satanist church. Fourth step, have your new friends do a blood ritual to summon a demon at your aunt's house! Fifth step, wait. That demon will fuck some shit up. Give it a few weeks, they'll sell that demon, hell hole!. Last step, buy house on the cheap, & call your priest buddy from step 1 to get rid of the demon. Done and done. A buddy of mine did something similar. Worked great.
