I don't know, I see enough idiots running around in Wisconsin with cowboy hats on, I don't think I could handle their prevalence down there.

To quote the late, great George Carlin:

Getting pretty tired of these guys walking around in cowboy hats and cowboy boots. You ever see these jack-offs? Can’t we kill some of these motherfuckers? Walking around in a fucking cowboy hat. Grown men. It’s not even Halloween for christ-sakes. I say “Hey, Tex, grow up and get yourself a wardrobe consistent with the century you’re living in.” ... Make-believe cowboys… the closest they ever got to a cow, is when they stopped to take a piss at an Arby’s.

Isn't it "Ah'm a-fixin' ta..."?

I've always wondered, how does that work if you actually want Coke? Do you get stuck in an infinite loop?

Does a cowboy hat help?

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