inlandempire.craigslist.org link

I've actually purchased from this guy before. When I typed in the number it was already stored in my phone as "pinball rip off". lol
I don't buy anything from him anymore even if it's a game I want really bad

sandiego.craigslist.org link
Yo craigslist two lift twilight zone, south park. Open for offer now I would never insult you so please just be fair. As always ya boy J got the deals. In ment condition "never" used publicly, one owner. Text me friend

NOTHING LIKE DEALING WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS AN 8TH GRADE EDUCATION

Ok, this has nothing to do with pinball, but I think it friggin hilarious so I'm going to share it. Here's the story:
Some guy has been trying like hell to sell this "Fossilized Oosik Baculum EX.Large Rare"

bakersfield.craigslist.org link

Extra large Walrus Oosik Baculum Penis bone.Measures 23 5/8" long and 2 3/8" diameter.Used by the Inuit people of Alaska as a weapon or club to dispatch seals.This type of Walrus has been extinct for thousands of years.I have not seen one of this size for sale or auction in years.Museum quality piece.

I read the ad and click back thinking "some people sell the weirdest stuff on craigslist" so whatever....
This morning I check CL again and find this ad and haven't been able to stop laughing since I read it

bakersfield.craigslist.org link

Will someone, anyone, please buy this guy's walrus dick? Its incredibly rare and MONSTEROUS! Just think about how well this will compliment your wildlife phallus collection. It can be used as a baseball bat, refrigerator door handle, made into a didgeridoo, heck you could take off one of your ceiling fan blades and tie this bad boy on. What's better than a 24" long prehistoric schlong swinging around your living room at 600 RPM???? Nothing!

and the funny response posting has the sham wow guy on it...While some people sell weird stuff, other people have pretty creative sense of humors

Yeah, I think overall the pinside crew recognize the guys that keep posting overpriced pins again and again. I try to watch for the same bad sellers from my area and refuse to buy anything from them. Eventually they will burn out CL and be forced to peddle their "windex wipedown" pins on Ebay.
(I quoted Aurich on the "windex wipedown" comment, he said it once before and it craked me up so I use it sometimes. It's sooooo fitting)

How many flags does it take to remove the listing as spam? Aren't you only supposed to post in one area at a time?

ventura.craigslist.org link

Vintage SANKYO pachinko machine......only $3800 dollars!

That is terrible but the baby sloth thing kinda cracks me up. Ha ha....sloth