Here's a good one. In french so I'll translate.
"PINBALL PARTS NEEDED (URGENT)!
Wood pinball machine needs parts. For exemple: flippers (x2), red or white battery powered lights (x6, min), flipper buttons (x2). I will negociate with you if you sell. For transport, I'm only available by subway."
What puzzles me the most is how urgent it really is...
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