How about a $2,500 Tee'd Off?
kansascity.craigslist.org link
I like how not only is he totally unrealistic, he's aggressively unpleasant, too:
"The price is 2500.00 obo and don't send me some ridiculous offer because it will be ignored. If you're looking for a pin you know these things don't come cheap"
Yeah ok buddy...