Sometimes you do all you can in life and someone keeps raining on your Craigslist parade:
charlotte.craigslist.org link

I wonder if the "loser" is the same guy who keeps posting the Gumball Machine Scam ad? Sorry....didn't mean to get all of you caught up in the drama in my state.

I really want the Street Fighter with all the mods on it. And I want to know why nobody will trade for the inflatable clown head?

Meanwhile, here is an item of interest.........if you know Mouse-fu. Don't go alone.
lynchburg.craigslist.org link

Maybe it is for those in the dog house and not the Man Cave. Just sayin'.........

I am going with:
Scared Stiff
Big Hurt: Frank Thomas
Whoa Nellie: Big Juicy Melons

Wow.....Chicago might be just wrapped a little tight. Down here we just make fun of the gumball machine seller or maybe the guy wanting to trade his pinball game for some brood sows.

And for your enjoyment, I present to you the third in the Pinpot series.....Pinpot.....Bride of Pinpot...and........
yakima.craigslist.org link

Every now and then you go cruising around America looking for funny listings and you see a great buy pinball machine. Then you just sort of "sigh" and think about how you wish it was closer. Except Chicago CL...... they are way crazy up there.

How about a Gae of Thrones for $7?
raleigh.craigslist.org link