Just seen this on CL and had to share.
philadelphia.craigslist.org link
I've got some pinball machines here for sale.
I typically prey on people who don't know what they have, and lowball them so I get them for less than 25% of what they're worth. Then I rub my stank ass body sweat and grease from my slick hair all over the play field and polish 'em up. I call that shopping. That's what we do in my homeland. Who cares about my green card, I'm a used car salesman full time just trying to find new avenues to rip people off in.
Oh, once these games are what I consider to be "great condition!!!" I then tack on a markup that prices these things a good 30-50% over what the high end retail should be on a museum quality piece.
Did I mention I am buff and lift weights? I get roid rage when you bastards flag my ads. One day I'll run you over with my Porsche when I find you.
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