Thread summary, Thanksgiving Edition
It has been almost a month since the last summary, so let's get to it.
Regarding John and his daily escapades:
-He sat on a bench with a lone pigeon. Apparently word has spread in the bird community that his scraps are generally inedible.
-He took a ferry ride to see one of the worlds largest aircraft carriers. He felt it should have been bigger, but stated his glasses are old and may have been the problem.
-He was impressed the new bartender already knows his name, yet the revelation shocked no one.
-on the subject of drinking alcohol, he stated that his area has the highest rate of consumption of Lysol. This may explain a LOT.
-the shop has hookers and drug addicts that frequently walk in looking for the can, water, phone, or sex. I am unsure the order of preference.
-when his hot dogs went bad, he threw them under a car next to the shop. It is ok, though, as the car did not belong to a customer.
-stated his wife still watched the home shopping network for "jewelry and crap targeted at women". He also stated some of his friends have dogs that live better than him (which may be a stretch as the dogs can't play the nickel slots)
-He purchased a new electric grill with which to cook on at the shop. In a shocking development, he no longer uses aluminum foil.
-stated he had a bad experience with a brownie once, and as a result only enjoys weed in the form of second hand smoke.
-watched some entertainment (fight) at the Salvation Army. The short guy beat up the tall guy, the cops came and they made up. No bell ringers were harmed.
-his computer undoubtedly breathed a sigh of relief as he admitted to losing three hammers. The loss of a 1989 rigid screwdriver, however, really hit close to home.
-said he wished he was in the porn business, but was not part of the plan. Fortunately he has an enormous collection of VHS porn in an old glass display at the shop.
-reported very few hookers on the street lately, but lots of homeless and crackheads to watch which helps pass the time waiting on the bus.
-He introduced his "young hippie apprentice to learn master hack amusement repair." After the usual pinside concerns over safety died down, Avi started posting and amazingly fits right in with this thread madness. Welcome, young man!
As for the build, John made great strides (relatively speaking) after getting the 3rd and 4th order from pinball life.
-He altered, modified, tweaked, frankensteined, and bastardized the Norris design (all his words). Pinside again threw some outrage, but he is nearly done whacking holes in the whitewood as most everything is assembled.
-stated he is going to do a hack electrical job to get the whitewood flipping. Polling results hinted this would be the path taken.
-Stated 4 times this month that things are still going according to plan. The jury is still out on that one,
-Coach is concerned over some things, but makes an occasional appearance to voice his approval and remind everyone life is good.
Happy Thanksgiving pinside.