It has been three weeks, but here is your nearly 2 month build update:
-He left eye doctor disappointed, opting for the "cattle mill clinic and hopefully not piss me off with poor service."
-"Fastgate" came and went quickly, and he opted for P3 instead. No egos were harmed in the minor back and forth
-Pest control sprayed for bed bugs in his slum apartment. Meager pensions were mentioned.
-He said his wife likes to "drink alone in bedroom listening to music or shows." Unsure if Froot Loops are involved.
-He worked on a Xenon, Medusa, Gorgar and Motordome. He also worked on a Nugent for a fraternity. 3rd party reports hint that he showed up in a toga with his tool box in one hand and beers in the other.
-He said empty beer cans are not allowed on the bus, only full ones in a pack of 36.
-His brother saved stray and feral cats. As a result, I assume the reveal party in March should be pussy free (if anyone doubted that anyway)
-One night he couldn't find a $2 deal at the store so he went to the bar and drank 3 beers and lost $17.50 on slots, then bought pepperoni from the butcher and was tailed by 6 rabid crows while eating on the way home. One crow scored a tough pepperoni end which may have saved GWJ's life.
-He sought out 2 companies to fabricate his metal rails. Proximity to craft beer bars made this a no brainer.
-His wife said she doesn't like pinball guys... tough break GWJ
-He spent 3 hours traveling to and from the "Dirty Bird" for supper. Turns out it is just KFC. Ironically, there are 4 within 6 miles of his slum apartment.
-coach asked him to hurry up the build. So he went out and bought his wife 3 tall boys as insurance.
-He went on a hot dog binge, with unknown bullshit meat for a good price. 5 year expired mustard tied it all together.
-When his computers quit working, he enjoys smashing them with a hammer. He tells this to employees trying to sell the extended warranty. His wife and dead mother are not amused by this behavior. Not sure if this is a weekend at Bernie's type situation.
-He decided to start a whole new email instead of resetting his password on hotmail. It has gone as smoothly as one could imagine for GWJ.
-He dropped the innovative MDF whiteboard and it broke. He admitted that Ben Heck may have been right about it being a bad idea.
-He cut the new blueprint for the next whitewood with greater accuracy, admitting he was up to 2nd grade proficiency.
-He was under the weather one night, but went to the bar and had 10 beers. It fixed him right up.
-He said he is fine with his lesbian bartender, as he said "they have to do what they gotta do". But she has a dog which everyone knows is a chick magnet.
-He prefers Sobeys expired food over fresh because Walmart doesn't realize he is a poor pensioner and shakes him down at the checkout.
-His whitewood is coming along with more progress in 3 days than the prior 7 weeks.
I gave up on trying to keep a beer count. I would need the WWII wind walker code breakers to figure out the actual total. GWJ is being more cryptic than ever on the numbers.