In honor of all the "This is the last time I ........." comments, I have assembled my own pinball top five. Note, none of which were really my last time. Please feel free to add.
This is the last time I .....
#5) order an LE machine
#4) ship a pinball machine
#3) buy a pinball through Ebay/Craigslist
#2) read another MMr thread
and the number one "this is the last time I ......"
#1) say Honey, this is the last pinball machine we bring home (said at least ten times)