*sigh* This argument is over nothing. You know what...I'll let Banky explain...
"Banky: Alright, now see this? This is a four-way road, okay? And dead in the center is a crisp, new, hundred dollar bill. Now, at the end of each of these streets are four people, okay? You following?
Banky: Good. Over here, we have a fully working, high quality, good as original Wayne special reproduction Medieval Madness. Down here, we have a nice, highly rated, holy grail, original Williams produced Medieval Madness. Over here, we got Santa Claus, and up here the Easter Bunny. Which one is going to get to the hundred dollar bill first?
Holden: What is this supposed to prove?
Banky: No, I'm serious. This is a serious exercise. It's like an SAT question. Which one is going to get to the hundred dollar bill first? The Wayne reproduction Medieval Madness, the original Medieval Madness, Santa Claus, or the Easter bunny?
Holden: The original Medieval Madness.
Banky: Good. Why?
Holden: I don't know.
Banky: [shouting] Because the other three are figments of your f*cking imagination!"