In pinball magic you sometimes hear after the ball drains "how to be #1 if always lose ball" in an Asian accent (representing one of the magicians)...
I don't feel taunted by any game I own but I giggle when I go play Maiden and loose to my "life without Balls".
More like, “flight of brick-Er-us!”imdn. More like, “Ed force DONE!” Imdn. “Leave with your balls gone” end game -imdn
Quoted from fumbleflippers:“What kind of cow-pie shot was that?”
White Water has 2 of my favorite:
“Dang... lost another one....” when you fail to rescue the man overboard.
And the random addition of “Ya Weiner!” From certain phrases time to time. “Get the extra ball, ya weiner!”
Quoted from wdennie:I think the worst is on STTNG :Data saying something about missing a shot, and missing points awarded.
Very annoying! especially after loosing the ball SDM.
“If you had propelled the ball on the proper trajectory, you would have been rewarded.”
I think Q’s taunt on STTNG is worse, heard it last night, something like “Maybe someday you’ll get better at pinball.” So brutal!
Quoted from wdennie:I think the worst is on STTNG :Data saying something about missing a shot, and missing points awarded.
Very annoying! especially after loosing the ball SDM.
Yeah, but you can hit the buttons to skip that phrase and then Picard will say"Thank you Mr. Data". And that is a nice touch in the game.
For me. My favorite taunt would be the ladies laughing in breakshot. Just fun and cheeky.
Quoted from PantherCityPins:“If you had propelled the ball on the proper trajectory, you would have been rewarded.”
I think Q’s taunt on STTNG is worse, heard it last night, something like “Maybe someday you’ll get better at pinball.” So brutal!
yup, another good one, you just don't here it as much.
Quoted from PantherCityPins:“If you had propelled the ball on the proper trajectory, you would have been rewarded.”
I think Q’s taunt on STTNG is worse, heard it last night, something like “Maybe someday you’ll get better at pinball.” So brutal!
"Maybe someday you'll learn to play pinball", "Lose Something?" and "And you were doing so well" are the Q taunts I believe.
This thread is pretty similar to this golden oldie: https://pinside.com/pinball/forum/topic/best-pinball-insults
My all-time favorite is "Terrible pinball player terrorizes arcade!" from J. Jonah Jameson in Spider-Man.
indy 500 mostly quoted: 'We haven't seen a shot to the turbo yet Paul , It' like he doesn't know the upper flipper is there'
Quoted from wdennie:I think the worst is on STTNG :Data saying something about missing a shot, and missing points awarded.
Very annoying! especially after loosing the ball SDM.
If you slap both buttons Picard chimes in to shut him the hell up tho!
Quoted from schudel5:Bad move human -Centaur
Worst. Ball. Ever. -TSPP
Even crueler on Centaur is the "Slow, aren't you?" callout when you don't switch the upper rollovers in time.
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