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Me got you! Favorite Pinball Taunts


By balt

6 months ago



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#1 6 months ago

Gorar's "Me got you" was the first of a long string of taunts from pinball machines.
Steve Richie, famously advised/barked, "Play better!" in No Fear.
What are some of your favorite taunts from pins?

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#2 6 months ago

TSPP "I'm waiting"

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#3 6 months ago

I like the 500 point "Participation Award" in Dialed In for collecting no bonus.

#4 6 months ago

Getting laughed at by the Black Knight for missing magna-saves/outlane drains.

#5 6 months ago

In pinball magic you sometimes hear after the ball drains "how to be #1 if always lose ball" in an Asian accent (representing one of the magicians)...

#6 6 months ago

“What kind of cow-pie shot was that?”

#7 6 months ago

"You Suck" AC/DC

#8 6 months ago

I don't feel taunted by any game I own but I giggle when I go play Maiden and loose to my "life without Balls".

#9 6 months ago

More like, “flight of brick-Er-us!”imdn. More like, “Ed force DONE!” Imdn. “Leave with your balls gone” end game -imdn

#10 6 months ago

When the power ball in TZ drains from the mini PF and you get the extra loud "Ha Ha Ha Ha" at you.......every time I start laughing and say "fucker" back at the machine.......as if it can hear me

#11 6 months ago

"YOU FAILED!"

-- Pharaoh, after an unsuccessful magna save drain.

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#12 6 months ago

Say goodbye to your balls.

NGG

#13 6 months ago

Bad move human -Centaur

Worst. Ball. Ever. -TSPP

#14 6 months ago

Do bad on Monger Multiball and you hear a sarcastic Jeff Bridges saying “Uh, that went well...”

#15 6 months ago

"Be fucked" on Demolition Man with the swear ROMs when you drain on the outlanes.

#16 6 months ago
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#18 6 months ago

White Water has 2 of my favorite:

“Dang... lost another one....” when you fail to rescue the man overboard.

And the random addition of “Ya Weiner!” From certain phrases time to time. “Get the extra ball, ya weiner!”

#19 6 months ago

"You are boring me!" on The Shadow.

"Trying to get control of the ball" on WCS94

#20 6 months ago

"What the hell are you doing!?" pretty solid Han Solo quote on Stern Star Wars.

#21 6 months ago

I love when you tilt on Transformers and Megatron says “Oh, so unwise...”

#22 6 months ago

You big SAUSAGE!

#24 6 months ago

I think the worst is on STTNG :Data saying something about missing a shot, and missing points awarded.
Very annoying! especially after loosing the ball SDM.

#25 6 months ago

"Awww ... lose your ball?" on MET outlane drains

#26 6 months ago
Quoted from wdennie:

I think the worst is on STTNG :Data saying something about missing a shot, and missing points awarded.
Very annoying! especially after loosing the ball SDM.

“If you had propelled the ball on the proper trajectory, you would have been rewarded.”

I think Q’s taunt on STTNG is worse, heard it last night, something like “Maybe someday you’ll get better at pinball.” So brutal!

#27 6 months ago

"YOU FRIVOLOUS FOOL!"

#28 6 months ago

Iron Maiden:
Die....With your balls gone!

#29 6 months ago
Quoted from wdennie:

I think the worst is on STTNG :Data saying something about missing a shot, and missing points awarded.
Very annoying! especially after loosing the ball SDM.

Yeah, but you can hit the buttons to skip that phrase and then Picard will say"Thank you Mr. Data". And that is a nice touch in the game.

For me. My favorite taunt would be the ladies laughing in breakshot. Just fun and cheeky.

#30 6 months ago
Quoted from Pinball_Gizzard:

“If you had propelled the ball on the proper trajectory, you would have been rewarded.”
I think Q’s taunt on STTNG is worse, heard it last night, something like “Maybe someday you’ll get better at pinball.” So brutal!

yup, another good one, you just don't here it as much.

#31 6 months ago

Haven't quite got your sea legs yet eh?

Stern POTC

#32 6 months ago

"This is how we say 'goodbye' in Germany!", after the ball drains in Indy.

#33 6 months ago

FT- "You gonna talk or are ya gonna FISH!"

#34 6 months ago

Not much of a taunt but every time I hear Nelson on TSPP say "Ha ha" it really irritates me.

#35 6 months ago
Quoted from Pinball_Gizzard:

“If you had propelled the ball on the proper trajectory, you would have been rewarded.”
I think Q’s taunt on STTNG is worse, heard it last night, something like “Maybe someday you’ll get better at pinball.” So brutal!

"Maybe someday you'll learn to play pinball", "Lose Something?" and "And you were doing so well" are the Q taunts I believe.

This thread is pretty similar to this golden oldie: https://pinside.com/pinball/forum/topic/best-pinball-insults

#36 6 months ago

My all-time favorite is "Terrible pinball player terrorizes arcade!" from J. Jonah Jameson in Spider-Man.

#37 6 months ago

Cyclone: Hey you with the face!

#38 6 months ago

Emperor Ming's Laughter and of course "Try again Earthling!" from Flash Gordon.

#39 6 months ago

indy 500 mostly quoted: 'We haven't seen a shot to the turbo yet Paul , It' like he doesn't know the upper flipper is there'

#40 6 months ago

FGY
Brian- A swing and a miss!
Stew- Oh, you’re doing gooood!
Peter- Ugh, lost!
Death- You suck!

CONGO
Depending on which player you are, if you tilt.

Amy- Player .... ugly!

#41 6 months ago
Quoted from wdennie:

I think the worst is on STTNG :Data saying something about missing a shot, and missing points awarded.
Very annoying! especially after loosing the ball SDM.

If you slap both buttons Picard chimes in to shut him the hell up tho!

#42 6 months ago

Q - “And you were doing so well...”

#44 6 months ago

"Get a jobbbb"
Williams Millionaire.

#45 6 months ago

“Put your initials up, then go fuck yourself.” RZ

#46 6 months ago
Quoted from schudel5:

Bad move human -Centaur
Worst. Ball. Ever. -TSPP

Even crueler on Centaur is the "Slow, aren't you?" callout when you don't switch the upper rollovers in time.

#47 6 months ago

Pinball Magic ...
How can you be number one if you always lose ball?

#48 6 months ago

Funhouse
" You Big Sausage "

#49 6 months ago

Addams Family , When you have a really crappy ball the flippers flip twice.

No words needed.

#50 6 months ago

Are you going to start scoring points now? - Jacky - AS

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