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Me got you! Favorite Pinball Taunts


By balt

76 days ago



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“Taunts”

  • Bring 'em on! 29 votes
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  • No way. Pinball needs more hugs. 3 votes
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#1 76 days ago

Gorar's "Me got you" was the first of a long string of taunts from pinball machines.
Steve Richie, famously advised/barked, "Play better!" in No Fear.
What are some of your favorite taunts from pins?

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#2 76 days ago

TSPP "I'm waiting"

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#3 76 days ago

I like the 500 point "Participation Award" in Dialed In for collecting no bonus.

#4 76 days ago

Getting laughed at by the Black Knight for missing magna-saves/outlane drains.

#5 76 days ago

In pinball magic you sometimes hear after the ball drains "how to be #1 if always lose ball" in an Asian accent (representing one of the magicians)...

#6 76 days ago

“What kind of cow-pie shot was that?”

#7 76 days ago

"You Suck" AC/DC

#8 76 days ago

I don't feel taunted by any game I own but I giggle when I go play Maiden and loose to my "life without Balls".

#9 76 days ago

More like, “flight of brick-Er-us!”imdn. More like, “Ed force DONE!” Imdn. “Leave with your balls gone” end game -imdn

#10 76 days ago

When the power ball in TZ drains from the mini PF and you get the extra loud "Ha Ha Ha Ha" at you.......every time I start laughing and say "fucker" back at the machine.......as if it can hear me

#11 76 days ago

"YOU FAILED!"

-- Pharaoh, after an unsuccessful magna save drain.

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#12 76 days ago

Say goodbye to your balls.

NGG

#13 76 days ago

Bad move human -Centaur

Worst. Ball. Ever. -TSPP

#14 76 days ago

Do bad on Monger Multiball and you hear a sarcastic Jeff Bridges saying “Uh, that went well...”

#15 76 days ago

"Be fucked" on Demolition Man with the swear ROMs when you drain on the outlanes.

#16 76 days ago
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#18 76 days ago

White Water has 2 of my favorite:

“Dang... lost another one....” when you fail to rescue the man overboard.

And the random addition of “Ya Weiner!” From certain phrases time to time. “Get the extra ball, ya weiner!”

#19 75 days ago

"You are boring me!" on The Shadow.

"Trying to get control of the ball" on WCS94

#20 75 days ago

"What the hell are you doing!?" pretty solid Han Solo quote on Stern Star Wars.

#21 75 days ago

I love when you tilt on Transformers and Megatron says “Oh, so unwise...”

#22 75 days ago

You big SAUSAGE!

#24 75 days ago

I think the worst is on STTNG :Data saying something about missing a shot, and missing points awarded.
Very annoying! especially after loosing the ball SDM.

#25 75 days ago

"Awww ... lose your ball?" on MET outlane drains

#26 75 days ago
Quoted from wdennie:

I think the worst is on STTNG :Data saying something about missing a shot, and missing points awarded.
Very annoying! especially after loosing the ball SDM.

“If you had propelled the ball on the proper trajectory, you would have been rewarded.”

I think Q’s taunt on STTNG is worse, heard it last night, something like “Maybe someday you’ll get better at pinball.” So brutal!

#27 75 days ago

"YOU FRIVOLOUS FOOL!"

#28 75 days ago

Iron Maiden:
Die....With your balls gone!

#29 75 days ago
Quoted from wdennie:

I think the worst is on STTNG :Data saying something about missing a shot, and missing points awarded.
Very annoying! especially after loosing the ball SDM.

Yeah, but you can hit the buttons to skip that phrase and then Picard will say"Thank you Mr. Data". And that is a nice touch in the game.

For me. My favorite taunt would be the ladies laughing in breakshot. Just fun and cheeky.

#30 75 days ago
Quoted from Pinball_Gizzard:

“If you had propelled the ball on the proper trajectory, you would have been rewarded.”
I think Q’s taunt on STTNG is worse, heard it last night, something like “Maybe someday you’ll get better at pinball.” So brutal!

yup, another good one, you just don't here it as much.

#31 75 days ago

Haven't quite got your sea legs yet eh?

Stern POTC

#32 75 days ago

"This is how we say 'goodbye' in Germany!", after the ball drains in Indy.

#33 75 days ago

FT- "You gonna talk or are ya gonna FISH!"

#34 75 days ago

Not much of a taunt but every time I hear Nelson on TSPP say "Ha ha" it really irritates me.

#35 75 days ago
Quoted from Pinball_Gizzard:

“If you had propelled the ball on the proper trajectory, you would have been rewarded.”
I think Q’s taunt on STTNG is worse, heard it last night, something like “Maybe someday you’ll get better at pinball.” So brutal!

"Maybe someday you'll learn to play pinball", "Lose Something?" and "And you were doing so well" are the Q taunts I believe.

This thread is pretty similar to this golden oldie: https://pinside.com/pinball/forum/topic/best-pinball-insults

#36 75 days ago

My all-time favorite is "Terrible pinball player terrorizes arcade!" from J. Jonah Jameson in Spider-Man.

#37 75 days ago

Cyclone: Hey you with the face!

#38 75 days ago

Emperor Ming's Laughter and of course "Try again Earthling!" from Flash Gordon.

#39 75 days ago

indy 500 mostly quoted: 'We haven't seen a shot to the turbo yet Paul , It' like he doesn't know the upper flipper is there'

#40 75 days ago

FGY
Brian- A swing and a miss!
Stew- Oh, you’re doing gooood!
Peter- Ugh, lost!
Death- You suck!

CONGO
Depending on which player you are, if you tilt.

Amy- Player .... ugly!

#41 75 days ago
Quoted from wdennie:

I think the worst is on STTNG :Data saying something about missing a shot, and missing points awarded.
Very annoying! especially after loosing the ball SDM.

If you slap both buttons Picard chimes in to shut him the hell up tho!

#42 75 days ago

Q - “And you were doing so well...”

#44 75 days ago

"Get a jobbbb"
Williams Millionaire.

#45 75 days ago

“Put your initials up, then go fuck yourself.” RZ

#46 75 days ago
Quoted from schudel5:

Bad move human -Centaur
Worst. Ball. Ever. -TSPP

Even crueler on Centaur is the "Slow, aren't you?" callout when you don't switch the upper rollovers in time.

#47 75 days ago

Pinball Magic ...
How can you be number one if you always lose ball?

#48 75 days ago

Funhouse
" You Big Sausage "

#49 75 days ago

Addams Family , When you have a really crappy ball the flippers flip twice.

No words needed.

#50 75 days ago

Are you going to start scoring points now? - Jacky - AS

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