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Me got you! Favorite Pinball Taunts


By balt

1 year ago



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“Taunts”

  • Bring 'em on! 29 votes
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  • No way. Pinball needs more hugs. 3 votes
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#1 1 year ago

Gorar's "Me got you" was the first of a long string of taunts from pinball machines.
Steve Richie, famously advised/barked, "Play better!" in No Fear.
What are some of your favorite taunts from pins?

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#2 1 year ago

TSPP "I'm waiting"

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#3 1 year ago

I like the 500 point "Participation Award" in Dialed In for collecting no bonus.

#4 1 year ago

Getting laughed at by the Black Knight for missing magna-saves/outlane drains.

#5 1 year ago

In pinball magic you sometimes hear after the ball drains "how to be #1 if always lose ball" in an Asian accent (representing one of the magicians)...

#6 1 year ago

“What kind of cow-pie shot was that?”

#7 1 year ago

"You Suck" AC/DC

#8 1 year ago

I don't feel taunted by any game I own but I giggle when I go play Maiden and loose to my "life without Balls".

#9 1 year ago

More like, “flight of brick-Er-us!”imdn. More like, “Ed force DONE!” Imdn. “Leave with your balls gone” end game -imdn

#10 1 year ago

When the power ball in TZ drains from the mini PF and you get the extra loud "Ha Ha Ha Ha" at you.......every time I start laughing and say "fucker" back at the machine.......as if it can hear me

#11 1 year ago

"YOU FAILED!"

-- Pharaoh, after an unsuccessful magna save drain.

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#12 1 year ago

Say goodbye to your balls.

NGG

#13 1 year ago

Bad move human -Centaur

Worst. Ball. Ever. -TSPP

#14 1 year ago

Do bad on Monger Multiball and you hear a sarcastic Jeff Bridges saying “Uh, that went well...”

#15 1 year ago

"Be fucked" on Demolition Man with the swear ROMs when you drain on the outlanes.

#16 1 year ago
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#18 1 year ago

White Water has 2 of my favorite:

“Dang... lost another one....” when you fail to rescue the man overboard.

And the random addition of “Ya Weiner!” From certain phrases time to time. “Get the extra ball, ya weiner!”

#19 1 year ago

"You are boring me!" on The Shadow.

"Trying to get control of the ball" on WCS94

#20 1 year ago

"What the hell are you doing!?" pretty solid Han Solo quote on Stern Star Wars.

#21 1 year ago

I love when you tilt on Transformers and Megatron says “Oh, so unwise...”

#22 1 year ago

You big SAUSAGE!

#24 1 year ago

I think the worst is on STTNG :Data saying something about missing a shot, and missing points awarded.
Very annoying! especially after loosing the ball SDM.

#25 1 year ago

"Awww ... lose your ball?" on MET outlane drains

#26 1 year ago
Quoted from wdennie:

I think the worst is on STTNG :Data saying something about missing a shot, and missing points awarded.
Very annoying! especially after loosing the ball SDM.

“If you had propelled the ball on the proper trajectory, you would have been rewarded.”

I think Q’s taunt on STTNG is worse, heard it last night, something like “Maybe someday you’ll get better at pinball.” So brutal!

#27 1 year ago

"YOU FRIVOLOUS FOOL!"

#28 1 year ago

Iron Maiden:
Die....With your balls gone!

#29 1 year ago
Quoted from wdennie:

I think the worst is on STTNG :Data saying something about missing a shot, and missing points awarded.
Very annoying! especially after loosing the ball SDM.

Yeah, but you can hit the buttons to skip that phrase and then Picard will say"Thank you Mr. Data". And that is a nice touch in the game.

For me. My favorite taunt would be the ladies laughing in breakshot. Just fun and cheeky.

#30 1 year ago
Quoted from Pinball_Gizzard:

“If you had propelled the ball on the proper trajectory, you would have been rewarded.”
I think Q’s taunt on STTNG is worse, heard it last night, something like “Maybe someday you’ll get better at pinball.” So brutal!

yup, another good one, you just don't here it as much.

#31 1 year ago

Haven't quite got your sea legs yet eh?

Stern POTC

#32 1 year ago

"This is how we say 'goodbye' in Germany!", after the ball drains in Indy.

#33 1 year ago

FT- "You gonna talk or are ya gonna FISH!"

#34 1 year ago

Not much of a taunt but every time I hear Nelson on TSPP say "Ha ha" it really irritates me.

#35 1 year ago
Quoted from Pinball_Gizzard:

“If you had propelled the ball on the proper trajectory, you would have been rewarded.”
I think Q’s taunt on STTNG is worse, heard it last night, something like “Maybe someday you’ll get better at pinball.” So brutal!

"Maybe someday you'll learn to play pinball", "Lose Something?" and "And you were doing so well" are the Q taunts I believe.

This thread is pretty similar to this golden oldie: https://pinside.com/pinball/forum/topic/best-pinball-insults

#36 1 year ago

My all-time favorite is "Terrible pinball player terrorizes arcade!" from J. Jonah Jameson in Spider-Man.

#37 1 year ago

Cyclone: Hey you with the face!

#38 1 year ago

Emperor Ming's Laughter and of course "Try again Earthling!" from Flash Gordon.

#39 1 year ago

indy 500 mostly quoted: 'We haven't seen a shot to the turbo yet Paul , It' like he doesn't know the upper flipper is there'

#40 1 year ago

FGY
Brian- A swing and a miss!
Stew- Oh, you’re doing gooood!
Peter- Ugh, lost!
Death- You suck!

CONGO
Depending on which player you are, if you tilt.

Amy- Player .... ugly!

#41 1 year ago
Quoted from wdennie:

I think the worst is on STTNG :Data saying something about missing a shot, and missing points awarded.
Very annoying! especially after loosing the ball SDM.

If you slap both buttons Picard chimes in to shut him the hell up tho!

#42 1 year ago

Q - “And you were doing so well...”

#44 1 year ago

"Get a jobbbb"
Williams Millionaire.

#45 1 year ago

“Put your initials up, then go fuck yourself.” RZ

#46 1 year ago
Quoted from schudel5:

Bad move human -Centaur
Worst. Ball. Ever. -TSPP

Even crueler on Centaur is the "Slow, aren't you?" callout when you don't switch the upper rollovers in time.

#47 1 year ago

Pinball Magic ...
How can you be number one if you always lose ball?

#48 1 year ago

Funhouse
" You Big Sausage "

#49 1 year ago

Addams Family , When you have a really crappy ball the flippers flip twice.

No words needed.

#50 1 year ago

Are you going to start scoring points now? - Jacky - AS

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