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Quoted from TexasJustice:

You pinheads will be glad to know that I have signed up over at scienceforums.net under the same name, a site I am sure is the place to be for all of the preeminent and fashionable science aficionados. No doubt some Poindexter over there will be more then capable of answering my math question with the greatest of ease, as well as all of my other weird science questions that I am sure to both dazzle and disorient them with. Thank you to all who attempted some help. It was appreciated.