Quoted from o-din:
As I see older men seemingly unable to speak and limping along, while their wives lead them around telling them what to do, it makes me wonder if they ever had enough balls to stand up for themselves or maybe at one time they were strong, but with years all the hen pecking just wore them down.
Anyway, I watched my dad get a second wind after his divorce, and his father before that. And even my brother seems a bit more happy and is living it up now with his.
I took my dad's advice- if it floats, flies, or fks, rent it, don't buy it.
I've known the line as: "If it floats, flies, fcks or has wheels, rent it".