Everytime I drop my kids off at something that requires a waiver (trampoline gym etc), I sign with a name Bart Simpson would call Moes with (or even more outlandish). On the occasions where I forget and sign my real name I’m always disappointed for a moment.

I wrote a co-pay check to my urologist to the payee of: “penis doctor”. Never know if anyone sees them or the bank just processes them through.... (maybe some CPA doing the books will see it one day?)