Quoted from LTG:You ever need a magician, phone them. They all have unique voice mails pertaining to their skills. Quite entertaining.
I can confirm this! My father is/was a performing magician on stage and screen and I have worked with several other magicians on various projects over the years...and they all have a fitting voice mail greeting.
My favorite was the voice mail greeting of the late, great mental illusionist Lawrence Gregory: "Hello...I've been expecting you."